June 2008
Salt, Pepa and Spinderella - Johnny Foreigner.
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drink type repeat
Look at that silly post before this one. I probably shouldn’t write things while under the influence. I sound so intelligent!
In better news: An independent theater is opening in downtown Fullerton for local artists and such and I’ve been asked to submit something for the opening. I’d rather not recycle an old film so I’m going to try to film a new short by the end of...
Dear God, It's Me Alan- I'm All Tanked
Like, dear god! I’m out of control. My cutie-booty Tyler is turning the ripe old age of two one finally so we went out last night to Chuck E. Cheese. I got all drunk and shit and probably made an ass out of myself and asked a worker out just for spite. Fuck you Tyler. Anyway, I think I also had a good chance with a couple girls last night, you know, until I fucking passed out on the living...
“I came in about four writers into the process. It’s kind of hard to write a...”
– Dan Harmon, on working as a writer on Kung Fu Panda. (via boringloser)
I want to be a writer?
Amelie is the girl for me.
Oh how I need a job.
Did you see the drummer's hair?
CRCR is a perfect summer album. It is 4 PM and I’ve been awake for about an hour now. I have yet to get dressed or shower or eat. Tomorrow I swear I’ll do more job hunting and go to the damn DMV.
I just re-watched all of Californication. That show rules. I love Hank Moody and I see a lot of myself in him. Which blows cause everytime I watch it I start think about my dumb issues with...
I need a job to keep me occupied.
Shawn: Hey what are you up to tonight?
Me: No plans. What's up?
Shawn: Idk, just wondering if you guys want to cruise over tonight and we can forget the night away
Me: Sounds good. I hate memories.
How does that feel, baby?
This morning, all drunk and happy, I watched the second Austin Powers movie. I had some laughs. But more importantly it just pissed me off because
I totally dig ’60s chicks
Heather Graham is a robo-babe
and since lusting after fiction is a totally annoying and exhausting activity I eventually turned the damn thing off and passed out.
Yes plz.
Girl Talk - Feed The Animals. Out TODAY
FUCK YEAH LETS RAGE! I mean, Greg Gillis has made another mash up mega-wet-dream and it dropped today. You can download it and pay whatever you want over at illegalart.com and you can stream it over at his myspace (/girltalk).
Go download it, go out tonight, put on some old adidas that you can cut the rug with, and freak on a bitch. Or you know, be a complete idiot and don’t.
I’m...
The Bummer Summer
I’m entirely too busy making avacado and turkey sandwhiches while watching countless hours of television to update this right now. Other than this little post, obviously. Anyway, I had a birthday recently and that was cool so I’ll write about that later. Seth is waiting for me.
A tunnel from New York to London? →
Apparently if I were in New York and you were in London I could look at you right now. Hopefully one day the tunnel will be fully opened and people could travel through it. Though I would get pretty scared once inside.
We can show you a really great time.
I’ve got a brown paper bag and black buckle shoes, If anything seems weird then just cruise
This is my first post. Exciting. It’s now summer and so far it’s been pretty great. Hunting for a job- until then, I have plenty of time to start a blog and eat bagels and watch It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. My teeth hurt.