Alan Hanson: Archive

Feb 1st

Hip Hop, I love you.

I’m cleaning my dunks and I’m most likely going to battle tonight (what, you didn’t know I can flow better than you? Please.). I’m fresh to death and I’ve got a stack of Krylon that needs letting loose, too.

Feb 1st

Jan 31st

Motherfucker, I'm cool. With attitude and ego to...

Jan 31st

“Someone carved ‘Starcraft owns’ in the seat in front of me.”

– Doug

Jan 31st

It has a nice ring when you laugh

Jan 31st

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“And that’s not even the worst part. When I was in the back of the cop car...”

– Sean

Jan 31st

Anyone else having troubles uploading photos? What the fuck gives tumblr?

Jan 31st

1.30.09

qod: If you had to describe your style in one word, what would it be? FLOSSIN’

Jan 30th

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Small town cops are like swarms of flies.

Jan 30th

“Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman.”

– Aes

Jan 30th

hotg0ssip:joshawesome: thefranticsearch: Aesop...

Jan 30th

Oh, Cynda Moore

shakyknees: 1) What’s the first best show you’ve seen? 2) Will totally stabbed a guy once — it was you, wasn’t it? 1) Broken Social Scene at the Bleeding Kansas festival. Lisa Lobsinger was in attendance, sans Feist, Amy, and Emily but it was still mind blowing. When they played ‘Major Label Debut [Fast]’ it felt like tasting oxygen for the first time. 2) Unfortunately not. But...

Jan 30th

Oh, Cynda Moore

shakyknees: (via lieslieslies) They were sooooo good live. Jonathan Meiburg talked to me & signed my concert flyer after the show! Second best live show I’ve seen. On the roof of the Fonda my roommate and I talked to Will before the show and he was the nicest dude ever. The set list was amazing.

Jan 30th

Oh, Cynda Moore

Jan 30th

I'm alive.

Jan 30th

Jan 28th

anybody remember MTV's Undressed? →

hotg0ssip: isthisblood: (via rentastic) Haha, I had the privilege of being taught how to write a screenplay by someone who wrote a very large amount of these episodes. A BLOW JOB DOESN’T MEAN YOU ACTUALLY BLOW!

Jan 28th

“I confess, I do not believe in time.”

– Nabokov (via molls)

Jan 28th

vampires robots raptors valentines

Jan 28th

“My new favorite thing is singing Kanye’s ‘Heartless’ but...”

– How could you be so fartless?

Jan 27th

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I had a really amazing night last night.

YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

Jan 27th

Give me your eyes, I need sunshine

martinis-in-a: ‘Cause I’ll believe in anything, and you’ll believe in anything.

Jan 27th

Jesus Fucking Christ

Going out with her tonight. This is electric.

Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

The old lady said

‘Thank god for Bayer aspirin’ on the TV. But you know what that sounds like at first? THANK GOD FOR BARE ASS until that last syllable goes and messes it all up.

Jan 26th