November 2009
Johnny Foreigner played some party at the end of...
I might be drunk but I work hard. Let’s go to bed.
“Black Metal is not, it’s not exactly like Living Color.”
– Atom
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Atom and His Package, The Palestinians Are Not The...
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October 2009
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WE MIX ON YOUR GRAVE FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!
mollylambert:
download the spooky seasonal classic right now at This Recording
This is GOOD SHIT.
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SONIC BURGER
50 CENT CORNDOGS ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT.
YRE WELCOME.
“Laney, I’m not following!”
– Oh, Zach. This is my new catchphrase.
WHERE'S MY MARILYN MUNSTER?
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Time to make some people get their hate on.
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Ha!
Jordan: Dane Cook isn't even that good looking. And I bet he gets laid all the time.
Me: That happens to a lot of people. Like...this guy (thumbs pointed at myself).
“I hope you get pregnant and you can’t get an abortion and then the kid you...”
– In a storm of anger I said this to Sean. Whatever, I hate that dude.
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“I’m so tired of having to be PC when it comes to me being single. I’m sick of...”
– Tony. Miss that dude.
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“I get up just about noon
My head sends a message for me
to reach for my shoes...”
– Custom Concern is a midwest summer in a song.
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Aesop Rock, Flashflood
At least I think I was...
EMBASSY ROW
7 Deadly Sins
Tequila
Precocious children
Condoms
Not wearing condoms
Red lipstick
Sassy fat women
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Johnny Foreigner, Every Cloakroom Ever
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Qs
A mixed-bag of questions came about today resulting in the following survey. Which is the best survey I’ve ever taken part in. Now, I know it’s lame/cliche to post surveys/respond to them (so myspaze lol) but I just wanted to share what these unique questions were and how I answered them. So, you know, just think about your answers. In your head.
1. Which word best describes you, not...
Top 5 Favorite Last Lines
“Yes,” I said. “Isn’t it pretty to think so?”
Oh do it, do it you motherfuckers do it you fuckers finally, finally, finally
And for two more interminable months, we lived.
I opened him up a can of Star-Kist solid white tuna. Packed in spring water. Net wt. 7 oz.
Now everybody—
I’m pretty under the weather right now so I thought some soup would make me feel better. No. Just worse. Because it hurts so much to swallow right now that every delicious spoonful is a dagger of extreme pain. Fuck me.
My cool little sister gave me some good hash and now I can’t really handle anything right now. Though I’m very intelligent: I bought the In-N-Out first.
My sister is not happy with the film 'The Haunted...
M: Oh, I like this little kid though. He's way better than the goofy white one.
J: No! He's a fucking scaredy-cat!
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