December 2009
Memories
Someone: Gabe, do you remember the last time you shit your pants?
Gabe: On accident or on purpose?
1 tag
Why?, Fatalist Palmistry
drinkyourjuice:[ohryankelley]
Clipse Feat....
November 2009
Your Annual Guide To Holiday Romance
jimrock:
johncarney:
It’s that time of year (again) when even the most independent of lads can get a little desperate for more companionship than one can find in the bottom of a bottle of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey. If I thought it would make any difference, I’d tell you that you should avoid becoming involved with the lasses during this season. It’s just too dangerous, and will almost certainly...
“You remember birthdays don’t you, Richard?”
Reasons why I can't handle listening to your...
I bet Sean Astin is really good at Google Wave.
love this 4ever
“He owns the worst shirts though.”
– What?
Me: Aww, they're not gonna make-out.
Jordan: They're in sex rehab!
Sometimes you think your Aunt knows that you're...
If I were
one to make Facebook fanpages I would make one for being a fan of Pretending to Take a Shit To Avoid Doing Something Else.
“Bookended by 9/11 at the start and a financial wipeout at the end, the first 10...”
– The 00’s: A Decade from Hell - TIME
Molly Lambert said this is “the Lost Generation” of bloggers and for what its worth i very much agree. i’ll be very glad for this decade to be over.
(via nedhepburn)
It is also the most creatively bankrupt decade in this century. There have been a few bright...
OH, DESMOND!
“HEY GURL! Where ya been? How ya doin’? Where you workin’ now? What’s the...”
– Natalie’s imitation of her drunk conversations with people she’s not really friends with. (via girlinport)
Natalie said something funny?
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“Single women with small children are amazing. You don’t have to worry about...”
– Tony (re-posting because it’s worth it)
“I look like Haley Joel Osment at the end of Pay It Forward! Stabbed!”
– Sean can’t handle his shit.
Sean: Is it me or is the internet like an assistant?
Me: Yeah, like an assistant who can't find the fake band shirts you need.
“I don’t drink alone… I always ahve my friend Jack with me.”
– Chuck, on the topic of boring people (via chuckhistory)
Is luvchuck a food? Cause I eat it.
6od:
joshinla:
Can you recommend some LA people for me to follow?
Me. Duh.
There are people in LA?
I HAVE MOVED ON TO JOOSE.
gunstreetgirl:
I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. OKAY?! WOW.
UNFOLLOW
gunstreetgirl:
...
dear santa
girlinport:
all i want for christmas is a working gas gauge so i won’t run out of gas ever again. two times in 4 years is pretty good, but still inconvenient.
love, jordan
p.s. i put out.
