May 2009
Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
Thanks for all the well wishes everyone, really! I’m waiting for Brett and Megan to pick me up and take me to the ER because the health center couldn’t do anything. It’s hurting a lot more now but generally I’m fine. I’m really dizzy and delirious and kind of drunk so this should be an interesting day. Sissy Sauce and PBRs.
April 2009
Wait.
Who wants to take me to the fucking hospital?
Hey guys!
Just got hit by a truck while I was skating home from work. I’m generally alright. Gonna go to the doctor to get checked out. Cops and ambulance came. Pretty bruised hip. Hurting more now than when it happened. Got knocked on my ass. Nice guy, gave my 40 bucks to get lunch. It was an accident but man, shitty day.
A Few of...
walpaper:
The things I love more than you love:
The State
Dazed and Confused
Back to the Future
Time Travel
The Smashing Pumpkins
The Last Dragon
Wonder Years
In addition, all of the above love me more than they love you.
Carry on.
-Pearl Jam -Fandom Monopolization
Something I quite dislike.
When discussing film and someone qualifies a confusion with this statement (or similar statements):
Well, it’s a David Lynch film.
Yeah, I know who fucking directed it. Have something more intelligent to say.
Can't you hear me? I'm calling out your name.
You have to get pretty low
to start rising again. I’m having a really hard time dealing with everything right now. So if the regular ‘internet-exaggerating-pretending-to-be-the-big-asshole-beer-chugging-lady-killing’ Alan isn’t around for a while, well, that’s why. So fucking tired.
PS- Got the Hold Steady documentary! YEAHHHHHHHHH BOYYYYY (there he is!) (fuck you!)
It’s genetics, it’s not a choice. There’s no fucking sixteen...
– David Cross
I deserve an Oscar for Alex's film and also I won...
sade →
unfollowfriday:
I liked you, maybe I still do, idk, but your so abrasive ALL THE TIME! Take a Midol and slow your roll p.s. Asher Roth actually worked hard to get where he is and he makes good tracks ok? people like you need to get off his back p.p.s post more pics of yourself it will make people like you more
Your so abrasive.
Take a midol and slow your roll. I think that should be the new name...
What's that?
Oh, not much, just cruising WebMD and diagnosing myself with more problems and realizing a possible anxiety problem which, obviously, yields an intense feeling of, drum roll please, yes, you guessed it, more anxiety.
Work today is most likely going to be a shit...
It’s your phone, shitface. Shitface! Come back!
– Tony is hilarious and also thinks he may have the swine flu.
Happy belated 21st. I havnt had a computer for the past weekend…so happy...
– A comment left on my friend’s facebook. Who has been dead for over a year.
it’s a big mistake, she got ice she don’t want anyone to break.
– heatmiser, the fix is in (via downlikehoney)
I don't wanna die.
Where do you move when where you’re movin’ from is yourself?
– Never Ending Math Equation
Who? The UTAH in the green dress? Pffft.
– Ultimate Trick Ass Hoe
Need your help!
If you can torrent (I can never get the right program to work or find good torrents) or if you somehow have these albums and can send them to me I will forever S your D (or give you a prize of some sort).
I am in desperate need of the following albums/EPs by Get Him Eat Him
Casual Sex Demos
The Rude Reach EP
Do As I Tell You EP
Geography Cones
Emphasis on the last one. Hope you can help,...
What’re you doing here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin...
– McMurphy
It’s been so long since you heard from me.
Got a wife and kids that I...
– The House That Guilt Built