May 2009
May 1st
May 1st
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Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
Thanks for all the well wishes everyone, really! I’m waiting for Brett and Megan to pick me up and take me to the ER because the health center couldn’t do anything. It’s hurting a lot more now but generally I’m fine. I’m really dizzy and delirious and kind of drunk so this should be an interesting day. Sissy Sauce and PBRs.
May 1st
April 2009
Apr 30th
Wait.
Who wants to take me to the fucking hospital?
Apr 30th
Hey guys!
Just got hit by a truck while I was skating home from work. I’m generally alright. Gonna go to the doctor to get checked out. Cops and ambulance came. Pretty bruised hip. Hurting more now than when it happened. Got knocked on my ass. Nice guy, gave my 40 bucks to get lunch. It was an accident but man, shitty day.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
ListenThink About Life, Paul Cries Hey assholes! A...
Apr 30th
A Few of...
walpaper: The things I love more than you love: The State Dazed and Confused Back to the Future Time Travel The Smashing Pumpkins The Last Dragon Wonder Years In addition, all of the above love me more than they love you. Carry on. -Pearl Jam -Fandom Monopolization
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
Something I quite dislike.
When discussing film and someone qualifies a confusion with this statement (or similar statements): Well, it’s a David Lynch film. Yeah, I know who fucking directed it. Have something more intelligent to say.
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
Apr 29th
Can't you hear me? I'm calling out your name.
Apr 29th
You have to get pretty low
to start rising again. I’m having a really hard time dealing with everything right now. So if the regular ‘internet-exaggerating-pretending-to-be-the-big-asshole-beer-chugging-lady-killing’ Alan isn’t around for a while, well, that’s why. So fucking tired. PS- Got the Hold Steady documentary! YEAHHHHHHHHH BOYYYYY (there he is!) (fuck you!)
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
“It’s genetics, it’s not a choice. There’s no fucking sixteen...”
– David Cross
Apr 28th
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I deserve an Oscar for Alex's film and also I won...
Apr 28th
sade →
unfollowfriday: I liked you, maybe I still do, idk, but your so abrasive ALL THE TIME! Take a Midol and slow your roll p.s. Asher Roth actually worked hard to get where he is and he makes good tracks ok? people like you need to get off his back p.p.s post more pics of yourself it will make people like you more Your so abrasive. Take a midol and slow your roll. I think that should be the new name...
Apr 28th
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
What's that?
Oh, not much, just cruising WebMD and diagnosing myself with more problems and realizing a possible anxiety problem which, obviously, yields an intense feeling of, drum roll please, yes, you guessed it, more anxiety.
Apr 27th
Work today is most likely going to be a shit...
Apr 27th
“It’s your phone, shitface. Shitface! Come back!”
– Tony is hilarious and also thinks he may have the swine flu.
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
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“Happy belated 21st. I havnt had a computer for the past weekend…so happy...”
– A comment left on my friend’s facebook. Who has been dead for over a year.
Apr 27th
“it’s a big mistake, she got ice she don’t want anyone to break.”
– heatmiser, the fix is in (via downlikehoney)
Apr 27th
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ListenThe Unicorns I’ve seen the world, kissed...
Apr 27th
I don't wanna die.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
“Where do you move when where you’re movin’ from is yourself?”
– Never Ending Math Equation
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
“Who? The UTAH in the green dress? Pffft.”
– Ultimate Trick Ass Hoe
Apr 26th
Need your help!
If you can torrent (I can never get the right program to work or find good torrents) or if you somehow have these albums and can send them to me I will forever S your D (or give you a prize of some sort). I am in desperate need of the following albums/EPs by Get Him Eat Him Casual Sex Demos The Rude Reach EP Do As I Tell You EP Geography Cones Emphasis on the last one. Hope you can help,...
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“What’re you doing here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin...”
– McMurphy
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“It’s been so long since you heard from me. Got a wife and kids that I...”
– The House That Guilt Built
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