August 2009
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“Those double-crossing sexy, sexy sluts!”
Aesop Rock, Take Me To The Basement
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The Auteurs →
tanya77:lebowitz:your online cinema anytime, anywhere
This is so rad. I’m currently watching Cleo from 5 to 7 dir. Agnes Varda.
Going to Vegas.
DOPE.
Plans
Me: Shawn wants to go to Rembrandt's tonight.
Sean: Alright. Weren't we planning on doing that anyway?
Me: Maybe. I don't know. I do drugs.
Sean: Get D.A.R.E.d.
Architecture In Helsinki, Wishbone
It's amazing how many people have gone from being...
SUMMER LOVIN’ HAD ME A BLASTTTTT
Wait, did the Blueprint 3 leak?
Please hook it up.
WatchAs far as SA vids go I was unimpressed for the first minute or so but watching the second half was well worth it. I implore you to view this, total LOLACAUST at the end.
"Jon Gosselin is the lowerclass Asian version of...
Erika: Well I hope you pack a shit ton of condoms cause you're going to need them with that line.
Me: LOL @ CONDOMS
Erika: Haha you are such a class act. Those ladies are gonna be so lucky. Just leave a coathanger with them and you're all set.
Me: A coathanger, an Alanis Morrissette tape, eight bucks, and an Andes mint.
Me: THE ALAN HANSON SEVERANCE PACKAGE.
girlinport:
i kind of wish someone would walk into my apartment right now, but not my roommate, and find me sitting in the dark with sabrina on mute listening to zep laying criss cross applesauce in my fucking perfect 100 dollar legit papasan chair. yeah, they’d be jealous.
Obviously, my sister does drugz.
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brynnherman:
Be Your Own Pet- Bog
I want a...
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kadehydrated:scout:bmichael:Pavement - Major...
“You said, ‘See. I’m not just a pretty face.’ Oh how...”
– Camp Kelly Calm
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Because I did not stop for death.
What a gay poem, right? LOLAMIRITE?
Anyway. Today driving home I came to a two-way stop. I could see the stop sign from about 400 feet away. A van was stopped at the other side the entire time I approached. I though, ‘What is this guy’s problem? You can go now!’. I make my complete stop and then pass him, still stopped, and see an old man in the driver seat, seemingly asleep.
...
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I don't want to be here today...
synapsesonfire:
It would be so beautiful to just ride my bike down the trails in Yosemite or along the streets in Portland. Just somewhere but anywhere but here. I miss being outside and looking at trees and feeling grass and dirt between my toes. Orange County can be so dull. It’s makes you numb and frustrated and anxious all at the same time.
Yeah but like, how many drugs do you do?
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“So did you like Inglourious B.I.G.?”
– Tony makes me laugh.
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Outkast, B.O.B.
This is P4K’s pick for the...
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Know Your Hipster
AKA “All The People You’re Sleeping With Who Aren’t Me’
ROCKER HIPSTER
Looks like he should be in Kings of Leon (see picture) and has too many pairs of boots and snakeskin things. What’s so cool about that, Ashley? JUST BECAUSE HE CAN DRINK A WHOLE BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS DOESN’T MEAN A THING! IT’S WHAT YOU DO AFTER YOU DRINK THE BOTTLE.
NERD HIPSTER
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Apparently Islands was really great last night.
Bummer I missed it. Hopefully I can still get a ticket for Tuesday’s Built to Spill show since I have completely bailed on the Junction. For the second year.
youcankeepthechange:
The Thermals: “No Culture...
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What?
Sean: She's just hangin' out at the Playboy mansion all the time, no biggie.
Me: No biggie?
Sean: No biggie.
Me: That seems like a biggie.
Me: Is Sandra Bullock attractive or...what?
Sean: I don't know. I don't think so.
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“I snowballed my bf and now he knows what his spermies taste like! Nom nom nom.”
– My friend Clare whom I no longer wish to date.
Today was illmatic
Sean bought Preston and I Olive Garden and then I ate Popeyes later and got a cool shirt from Savers and the first season of Veronica Mars cause it was on sale and I was all ‘I’ll give it a shot why not!’ but the worst part of the day was taking a shit in Nordstroms and almost doing it in my pants on the way there.
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Sean: Oh..
Me: What?
Sean: Laguna Beach HS 09.
Me: YEAHHHHHHHH
Sean: She just graduated. Oh man she totally wants to get banged. Um, I'm just gonna do it, I'll bang this highschool chick, if that's cool with you.
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