October 2009
Who would have known? All those rich kids. All those girls from Laguna. Who would have known? There’s just no way to cope. La da. La da da da dee da.
One more tally for the asshole.
In the past six months I’ve discovered that there has been a huge influx of people from my highschool or college who’ve decided to start a blog and/or website of some sort. I see these linked on their Facebook profiles. Most of them are just whatever. I assume even more highschool friends have blogs and just aren’t ready to show everyone else, they prefer the anonymity. However,...
2007.
I found an old thread from a music forum I post on where a lot of us posted our top 200 favorite albums of all time. The goal was to post the albums that meant a lot to you, that’s why a lot of critically acclaimed albums of our time weren’t included in my list, at all. So here is my top 50 from that list two years ago. It’s interesting to look at. So many albums I forgot to...
Just like, Charles, hold-me-downs, I’m coming sounds, cut crap,...
– Some wren.
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Poetry Day!
Griffith Observatory
Alabaster angel pokes his head out of the hills. A silent giant looking over the city like a father. I walk the grounds comfortably. I feel comfortable here. I feel Dr. Scholls. The Foucault Pendulum shows how we move. Me and you. Slowly through the universe. She was beautiful. We rode the shuttle. From Hollywood and Highland. Up the winding, sun burnt road. I knew she was...
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Seriously, bro. You’re forcing me to cruise a bum wave on a sadness board...
– Drew rules.
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September 2009
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What's up with nipple hair?
I've tried my usual haunts and can't find
the following albums to download. Anyone want to upload them for me or find me a link? That’s be great. They are, in order of priority, as follows:
Hallelujah the Hills, Colonial Drones
Hallelujah the Hills, Collective Psychosis Begone
Vivian Girls, Everything Goes Wrong
Passion Pit, Manners
Thanks in advance
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You switch on for the city. Long gone from the city. Come on strong winds move on. You belong in the city. I’m wrong for the city. Switch on a sad song when I’m gone.
Like a wolf in the night.
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Dude, did you know Polanski butt-fucked that girl?!
– Conversation starter of the day.
I’m only into ugly chicks now.
MARRY ME
There are still some dongpieces
in the film department who care about discussing new movies every start of the week. That’s fine, in principal, but it’s never truly the case. Any time some jackoff starts a sentence with, ‘So did you see NEW MOVIE this weekend?’, it’s never because he really wants to hear how you felt. He just wants to follow up with his opinion. And it’s always superior. If...
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All I want to do is get my check and get drunk.
Henry Chinaski: I lost a woman.
Old Black Man: Yeah, well, you'll have others. You'll lose them, too.
David: If you could do one thing before your high school reunion, what would it be?
Mason: Bang all the girls I had wanted to ten years ago.
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But wait! Do you like breasts?!
– Oh, Girls Gone Wild, you really know how to grab my attention.
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I don’t like your girlfriends. No, no! Baby, I just don’t like...
What cool dudes do on Saturdays
Read transcripts of the Larry King episode when both Steve Thomas and both the Ramsey parents hash it all out.
ER, I MEAN, SKATEBOARDING ALL OVER NAKED CHICKS.
My number 1 pet peeve:
Is people who are inefficient walkers. Most of these people are German citizens, people in airports, that specific type of Asian nerd who only wears basketball shorts and always has his keys around his neck, weekend mall shoppers, and nearly anyone in any given Wal-Mart. I mean, they’re everywhere, that’s just a list of the most common.
What is an inefficient walker? This person is...
HOLD YOUR BREATH
WHILE YOU CHECK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
HEY GIRL, FYI, GIVIN ME BONERS AND STUFF YOU SO...
And then you woke up one day and it seemed as if everyone you once knew had...
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Poetry Day!
LA River
The LA river trickles and laughs. Little hiccups crawling over the concrete. Wide with slanted walls. You could skate on those walls. It’s really more like a stream. I think they filmed that car race in Grease there. You know? That scene? Remember how hot Olivia Newton-John was in that last scene? Those leggings? That cigarette? Then she got the cancer.
Thanks for listening,...