October 2010
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Watchblackberryjewsqueeze:
This is Alexi Wasser. She runs www.imboycrazy.com. I sort of hate her whole schtick, not only because she’s basically ripping off my routine of being a guy trying to find love while getting schtupped in the meantime, but because of HER. She drives this boy crazy.
At first, I was intrigued by this little pixie hipster girl. I thought it was cool she was so brash about boys....
Embarrassing Halloweens, Sexy Halloweens, Actually... →
I want to know all about them. Give me your best Halloweens, please.
blueeyeddevil:
Be Your Own Pet, “Zombie...
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Our future wives work in our offices
Me: Magoose.
Tony: Go talk to her. It's so easy.
Me: No.
Tony: Why?
Me: Because I'm a pussy.
Tony: If you don't do it, I will.
Me: Damn it.
Tony: You have to the count of three. One, two, three.
Me: ...
Tony: ...
Tony: I'm also a pussy.
Pavement, The Killing Moon (Echo and the...
thejoyofcapris:
The Unicorns: “Tuff Ghost”...
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Worst Part of Th' Corn Gangg Bootleg (Echo, 2005)
during Tuff Ghost From The West Coast
Busdriver: How you guys feelin tonight?
Subtitle: They're feelin' great, they just said they're feelin' great. If we keep askin' them how they feelin' they'll be mad at us. I don't want to burn that out. I know how that it is, you're at a rap show and rappers ask you how you feel every three minutes like you don't know-
Drunk girl in audience too close to bootlegger: (laughter)...fuckin' wasted on all these indie kids! They don't get it!
Where are all yr good H'ween songs @?
get in the spirit, spiritz.
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anyone remember
a horror/suspense movie from 2 to 4 years ago where this highschool boy dies in a car crash, I think, but he doesn’t ‘cross over’ just yet and he’s trying to figure out why? and maybe there’s a girl who he’s trying to convince that he’s still hanging around or some shit?
“Clare, you’re from Australia. So you don’t know shit. That 70s Show...”
– Ian, saying the funniest thing I’ve heard in probably a year.
Does anyone have a link for or can anyone upload
Get Him Eat Him’s Geography Cones?
alanhanson09 at gmail.com is my home address. ring twice.
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Cool news story, bro. →
I hate the way this article reads and I could not care less about its content.
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whydoihaveablog:
Do you ever try to write a paper on a Friday night, but instead you sit and think about the time you were 16 and taking driving lessons and the driving instructor started to tell you and your friend that he was fucking a 19 year old, and then he asked what both of you thought of it, and then there was a pause and he asked both of you if you had boyfriends?
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“your dumb tumblr name.com/search/gpoyw”
– Right?
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John F. Kennedy
Me: Look at this text I received this morning.
Text: "....something about back when things were normal"
Tony: Yikes.
Me: Things weren't ever normal, you dumb bitch.
Tony: Did you respond 'I miss getting the dome salad sent to me via Fed Ex'?
Me: (uncontrollable laughter) I love you.
Tony: Me2.
Me: I never need a woman.
Tony: Your character wanted a woman but needed a Tony. Thx writing school.
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Any of you New Swanzians know
about the fair/fest/carnival being set up in that park by Los Feliz Blvd. and Riverside? Can’t find anything about it online. What’s the deal? When does it start? Do you want to go? Do you want funnel cake? You’re on a diet? What do you mean you’ve told me that ‘a sillion times’? This is the first I’m hearing of it! No. No. Not at all. You look fine,...
me: so, what are you doing with the rest of your life?
tony: trying to have sex and failing.
“I mean, most crazy girls think it’s this cute attribute. Like a crooked...”
– Sade, on Crazy Girls.
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wolves and other teenage symbols
bitte ein bit on spring meets summer und funf bacardi cans in gelb parks immer
leapt from lepers and everyone moved to Georgia and you moved to L.A. something missing, oder, aber.
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