January 2011
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December 2010
We should take hip hop dancing classes. White girls LOVE hip hop dancing.
– Making plans.
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How you gonna look like young Ellen Barkin in the profile pic but in all the...
– Fuckin mysteries, how do they work?
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Things that happened in dreams last night and...
Reoccurring assault on a military compound > Fear of death, bravery.
The disappearance of an entire office > Abandonment.
Eminem driving a yellow VW Rabbit > Drugs.
Lauren Graham > Lauren Graham
Explaining to someone the differences between Der Blaue Engel and Lola > I hate myself.
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Warning: Do not drink more than 2 Henry Pollards.
A New Winter Recipe
The Henry Pollard
2 parts gin
2 parts promethazine
4 parts Sprite
suburbanmike asked: charlize theron or catherine zeta-jones I'M CONFUSED
suburbanmike asked: charlize theron or catherine zeta-jones I'M CONFUSED
rhymeswithboner-deactivated2011 asked: who will cut our hair when we're gone?
rhymeswithboner-deactivated2011 asked: who will cut our hair when we're gone?
suburbanmike asked: nice vest
suburbanmike asked: nice vest
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rrainking asked: I'm on Public Strain listen #3, raising this next glass of bourbon to you.
rrainking asked: I'm on Public Strain listen #3, raising this next glass of bourbon to you.
marry christmas
lookedlikelaughing:
because it sure is a feeling i mean now man that is a fucking feeling if i ever saw one even the armenians at the liquor store they said it too because damn that’s a cheer said damn that’s a career making people warm when they’re so snowed and when everyone you used to know when they all the ones you used to know when they all thought about who they had forgotten and in...
Things I'm thankful for, really
You guys
Really, you guys
Gin
Medical marijuana
Cool tunes
Blankets
Books about anything
How strange it is to be anything at all
When I texted Tony that thing about that girl’s chest and nearly hit the button that sends it to everyone in my recent text log but I caught it right before pressing send so only Tony got to see it thank god but let me tell you guys about this girl’s...
ALL ALONE IN THE CLAYTON HOUSE
Is it possible to still be drunk from the night before at 1 PM? YOU TELL ME.
I think I just learned the true meaning of Christmas. It’s a lonely time to eat nachos (hopefully) and masturbate forever. Wish I had Scrooged and some sandwiches.
Ebenezer is a cool name to me.
I bite the heads off of fish. What do I know? Maybe something. Maybe humans are...
– George Washington The Bear
For those who care, probs not important, and yeah, sure, I’m wasted, but Melissa, Jen, Nick, Paul, Del, MIKE, ANGELA, Tony, Sean, Gabe, Sara, Chuck! The winners. Of everything.
You know that dope part of the day when you realize you’ve been smelling like a wet piece of shit all day long? Line it up, skanks.
The best Craigslist MC I've seen in the past... →