January 2011
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ListenBeat Happening, What’s Important Have a...
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
December 2010
Dec 31st
“We should take hip hop dancing classes. White girls LOVE hip hop dancing.”
– Making plans.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
“How you gonna look like young Ellen Barkin in the profile pic but in all the...”
– Fuckin mysteries, how do they work?
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
ListenAll Makes Parts & Collision, Shake Your Head ...
Dec 30th
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Things that happened in dreams last night and...
Reoccurring assault on a military compound > Fear of death, bravery. The disappearance of an entire office > Abandonment. Eminem driving a yellow VW Rabbit > Drugs. Lauren Graham > Lauren Graham Explaining to someone the differences between Der Blaue Engel and Lola > I hate myself.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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ListenAll Makes Parts & Collision, (Oh Leopold) Stop...
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
Warning: Do not drink more than 2 Henry Pollards.
Dec 28th
A New Winter Recipe
The Henry Pollard  2 parts gin 2 parts promethazine  4 parts Sprite
Dec 28th
Dec 26th
suburbanmike asked: charlize theron or catherine zeta-jones I'M CONFUSED
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
suburbanmike asked: charlize theron or catherine zeta-jones I'M CONFUSED
Dec 26th
rhymeswithboner-deactivated2011 asked: who will cut our hair when we're gone?
Dec 26th
rhymeswithboner-deactivated2011 asked: who will cut our hair when we're gone?
Dec 26th
suburbanmike asked: nice vest
Dec 26th
suburbanmike asked: nice vest
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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rrainking asked: I'm on Public Strain listen #3, raising this next glass of bourbon to you.
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
rrainking asked: I'm on Public Strain listen #3, raising this next glass of bourbon to you.
Dec 26th
marry christmas
lookedlikelaughing: because it sure is a feeling i mean now man that is a fucking feeling if i ever saw one even the armenians at the liquor store they said it too because damn that’s a cheer said damn that’s a career making people warm when they’re so snowed and when everyone you used to know when they all the ones you used to know when they all thought about who they had forgotten and in...
Dec 26th
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Things I'm thankful for, really
You guys Really, you guys Gin Medical marijuana Cool tunes Blankets Books about anything How strange it is to be anything at all When I texted Tony that thing about that girl’s chest and nearly hit the button that sends it to everyone in my recent text log but I caught it right before pressing send so only Tony got to see it thank god but let me tell you guys about this girl’s...
Dec 25th
ALL ALONE IN THE CLAYTON HOUSE
Is it possible to still be drunk from the night before at 1 PM? YOU TELL ME. I think I just learned the true meaning of Christmas. It’s a lonely time to eat nachos (hopefully) and masturbate forever. Wish I had Scrooged and some sandwiches. Ebenezer is a cool name to me.
Dec 25th
“I bite the heads off of fish. What do I know? Maybe something. Maybe humans are...”
– George Washington The Bear
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
For those who care, probs not important, and yeah, sure, I’m wasted, but Melissa, Jen, Nick, Paul, Del, MIKE, ANGELA, Tony, Sean, Gabe, Sara, Chuck! The winners. Of everything.
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
You know that dope part of the day when you realize you’ve been smelling like a wet piece of shit all day long? Line it up, skanks.
Dec 24th
The best Craigslist MC I've seen in the past... →
Dec 24th