April 2010
demos
Gabe: Hey Tony, what's your demographic?
Tony: Do you mean which demographic I fit into or which demographic I like try to appeal to?
Gabe: No. Just, what's your demographic?
Tony: I asked you to specify the question and you just asked me the original, vaguer question.
Gabe: ...
Tony: OK then, Gabe, what's your demographic?
Gabe: Zero.
Tony: You don't know what demographic means, do you?
March 2010
1 tag
some people
When I looked at pictures of Melinda I felt like I had lost someone. I knew nothing of this person. One in particular, perplexing and haunting, I thought was taken in a museum. A year later, found comfort, recognizing the foreign surface as your wallpaper. And Evelyn, a blank slate, a striking book jacket where I had found someone. And I know nothing of this person, though thinking I could...
girlinport:
SOLA- hate
SOOC- over it
SOSD- get in love
Uninformed.
YOUNG AND HUNGRY
1 tag
big brown eyes
Nancy: I have the marriage certificate. So we're protected.
Conrad: You're protected. Ain't no ring on my finger.
Nancy: We're partners.
Conrad: We partners? Then why is it that every move you make digs my grave?
Nancy: He doesn't know about you!
Conrad: Well for how long?! It's just a matter of time.
Nancy: It's gonna be OK.
Conrad: How in the fuck is this going to be OK? You know, Heylia was right. You just open your big brown eyes and me? I just fall into shit!
1 tag
“I stole your beer cause you left. And if you’re trying to get all pregnant...”
– Tony to Sara
“You’d better call your brother, say I won’t be there,
though when I...”
– Okkervil River, Whole Wide World
Not everything has to be bacon flavored.
But beer flavored, on the other hand…
“My only lament of being a man is that no one will ever look at me and say...”
– Chace
1 tag
gonna fuck
NO!
katie's birthday
we’re tumbling and drinking jack daniel’s. uh oh.
1 tag
de longpre
I got lost buying drugs in Hollywood and drove by your house with my windows down and the stereo low and I felt nothing but the next day I had a visitor and I stared at your books and knew I could be monstrous just like you and I could wield anything and stretch my arms around anyone but I don’t want to wait for thirty years and I’ve got electricity in the arches of my feet and I...
my butt just made such a weird noise
INTELLECTUAL WRITER
1 tag
chicago
I didn’t bother phoning or filing you close to my to-dos. and every time I saw your name or number hiding in my room I thought of phoning or filing. and then would wonder why didn’t I care? because I thought you were in Chicago and that’s just not close enough I’ve never been to Chicago. it’s probably very, very nice But it’s just not here.
It's Friday, I ain't got shit to do.
Woke up with ash and beer flavored tongue.
Did laundry.
Went to the mahket.
Had several panic attacks.
then…
PAVEMENT
IN
POMONA
APRIL
15.
It’s not even noon yet.
Seriously
Anyone in the LA area have any job leads? This is urgent. Thank you.
alanhanson09 at gmail dot com.
Heather Graham in Swingers.
1 tag
“wanna mess you around”