May 2010
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high life
thirty two ounces less than two dollars reminds me of plastic carpet floors dormitory linoleum, wet blacktop pressed against your- pushing saccharine blood through your teeth dripping from your upper lip to the tops of your black shoes, white socks, the inside of a strangers mouth their spit on your pillow jokes told too loudly to- learn lessons about forgetting lectures on why you shouldn’t...
April 2010
10:23 AM, Friday, April 30th, 2010
All I want is a domino set of cold beers and zero responsibility and maybe a river and to start knocking them down. At 10:23 AM.
This hot mess,
Deseree Marshall, on FOX11’s riveting Divorce Court, is driving me LOCO. Tune in now, if you’d like. Also, this episode is hilarious. Her dingbat husband is pissed off because she’s losing weight and she’s going to get more attention. I’ll give her some attention, Scott! HAHAHAHA! HAHA!!!!! HAHAHA! HAH! HAHAH!!! HAHAH!! hAHAH!!!
:(
“I love you so much,
at Home Depot late at night.
I flee from the cops.”
– Daily Haiku about Love by Alan Rope Hanson
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“I will be the air,
the sweet breath filling your lungs.
Hold me, please,...”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
Not to be that guy, but, seriously? 200 notes?
Lil Bro Bro: Do you guys think about murder?
Me: Oh yeah! All the time.
Tom Oatmeal: I think it's pretty natural.
Lil Bro Bro: All I think about is murder.
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can I kick it?
Wrapped like tissue paper and delicately placed at your reach and some hold tenderly and some squeeze desperately and 86 the entrees while they pour in and pour more and 86 Leanne and 86 Denise wrapped like a child tucked into bed with star-lights dancing on the popcorn ceilings and 86 Courtney and 86 Erin and you have no mother and you have no home so you find family in anything and everything...
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“I really think that we did the best that we could.”
– All the lights that we were.
Tomorrow is my
first day off in forever, man
who wants to get real drunk and shit on a Tuesday?
“Excuse me, I hope this isn’t too forward, but I was hoping to use your...”
Tony, Sean and I are watching 'Jurassic Bark'
Here come the tears.
SNOWSHOE BBQ AT THE C.A.S.
The Magnetic Fields, The Luckiest Guy On The Lower...
“What kinda sluts you workin with?”
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Happy endings for writers who create in coffee... →
housingworksbookstore:
In 2006 we went to Toronto coffee shops looking for writers and asked them what they were working on. Harry Potter stories, you may remember, came to life in an Edinburgh café. The little-known creators gazed up from their laptops or pages of longhand and told us about the novels, poems and blogs in progress. The Star ran excerpts. What has happened to these aspiring...
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Marcus Burns
I killed my best friend. Without metaphor, Without romance, In mud and hopelessness I murdered him. I killed my best friend. Hidden north west of the Ozarks, Hidden near the banks of Perry Lake, In mud and hopelessness, I murdered him.
And he was an orphan, and my fingers found family as they forced themselves into the cave of his throat.
He choked light out of his eyes and cried,...
“I don’t know. Will it be as boring as someone’s ‘Mobile...”
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Facebook Relationship Status
Single = Single
In A Relationship = Not Single (Yet)
It’s Complicated = Single (Sometimes)
Married to [Girl friend’s Name] = Single (For a reason)
[Unlisted] = Single/Cheater
What's good? →
We barely know each other.
My girlfriend doing everything right up my alley. →
“I was all like ‘look at these idiots!’ but then those idiots were...”
“the other two days/nights are open for whatever we want to do! probably relax by...”
– From a facebook event invite.
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“bang her tonight, idiot”
– I give good advice to people on the internet.