July 2010
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I’ve been looking for someone like you. You look cool and I love it when...
– Harlem, Beautiful & Very Smart
June 2010
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Hogarth's mom is pretty hot.
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stella
Show: What have we done with our lives? Nothing.
David: That's not true! Remember when we were playing Boggle and you found that word doody-bomb?
Show: I know but that's not even a real word!
Mike: It should be, Michael. It should be.
stop eating all the ice cream, too! selfish!
stop falling in love with mollyimaginarybert.
Danish: yes! tight! you run the female internet
Danish: I know the best female at the internet
Molly: wow thanks can't I just run the whole internet though
Molly: why u gotta put me in the ghetto
Danish: nah men are special we are autistic
Molly: lol CMON I'm aurtistiq t2
Danish: ur one of us bros
Molly: ladies can be bros 2 come on brush ur shoulders off
Danish: so true
Molly: :D
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um, not to lose my cool but, shit, molly, i'm dying right now. i want to love you 4ever.
The thing is, she was always really business-like and uptight in class or on...
– College Reunion.
Who the fuck are you?! And why are you so ugly?!
– Yelling at facebook :(
the post that started it all...
monsterbeard:
sometimesagreatnotion:
A year ago this week, I made a brief post about starting up a film site on tumblr. The only idea was that it had to not suck.
That idea/post - which eventually became Filmosophy for several months (before we were forced to change the name), and has now morphed into A Bright Wall in a Dark Room (BWDR for hipsters) - has grown into this thing that has...
Anonymous asked: Would you agree if I said that Islands albums have decreased in quality since the first, and that Clues is now a better band?
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HOLY SHIT KERI RUSSELL AS A GODDAMN MERMAID
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no friends
So I netflixed ‘Bedtime Stories’ so I could get a new Keri Russell fix and I’m fifteen minutes in and see a woman approaching from the back of a scene and a smile came across my face and I felt giddy and then she got closer and I realized it was Courtney Fucking Cox-Arquette and then I cursed out loud. Now you know how shitty my night has been.
Then I thought maybe I...
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main squeeze
saw you at the orpheum and said ‘ha, ha, ha!’ because you are beautiful but you are nothing but something living in my mind and gripping me all in one tight squeeze.
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I only want to be surrounded by beauty. Whatever I discern it to be.
– WC
I probably won't regret this.: porn. pot. phaith. →
Smoked pot, watched porn. I did that at one point last week and it messed with me. And before I get into why, I’d like to point out I’m not talking about watching porn to be “shocking” or “sexy”. I can assure you that my watching porn is both boring and incredibly anti-sexy. Anyway, watching a…
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I don’t want to make a rich girl crawl.
– Jonathan Richman didn’t know what he was talking about.
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Anonymous asked: You're not just discovering The Unicorns now, are you?
I love this dog we're fostering.
I do not love being the last dude to go to bed and discovering the 6 piles of shit and 2 puddles of piss in the kitchen. We let him go in and out of the yard (doors open all day) and yet he decides that inside is the best place to do everything. Come on, man! I’m trying to love you! You’re not even a puppy!
Late night
television. It’s so old. And Carson and Jimmy, you’d think, you know, would be breathing this new life into it. Granted, I’m not a fan of either of them individually, but, they seem like they had the attitude to change it. No, they didn’t SEEM like that, they blatantly tried to trick us into thinking they were going to finally change the old formula. But it’s still so...