August 2010
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“SIX DOLLARS ON A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE? SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
– Yeah, still unsticking over here.
July 2010
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“THEY ONLY CALL IT CLASS WAR WHEN WE FIGHT BACK!”
– Have you heard?
“Where do you want to get food, you fucking idiot?”
– Something I have to say to Sean at least 3 times before he wakes up and realizes how much he’s pissing me off.
“I hate when I see people wearing flip flops but I think it’s just because...”
– Drew on flip-flops.
here come 4 of my favorite pictures
thanks jim
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“I’m just gonna do it. What do you think I’ve been doing? Oh fuck!...”
– Sean goddamn Farley
We say so many sentences!
(via wipethatfaceoffyourhead)
We do.
“Who the fuck I know from Houston tryina buy drugs from me?!”
– A real text I just had to send.
Is my love wrong?
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“I don’t watch TV.”
– Get a fucking grip.
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rules
D: Well why did you sleep with her?!
I: She looked like Brooke Shields.
D: That's not good enough!
philosophy corner
so like, the phrase ‘don’t put all your eggs in one basket’, like, that’s totally the go ahead to cheat on your girlfriend, right?
“I want, like, a fucking SICK hat, though.”
– Important meeting going on in Clayton House.
Quick! Need some help!
I saw a video online recently where two people are on a date and they keep talking at the same time, similar to finishing each other’s sentences, and just saying exactly the same words. I feel like I saw it very recently, maybe even on Tumblr, so do you know what this is? I need to find it! WHERE IS IT?!
pool parrty @ clayton house
slip n slide
tunez
kiddie pool
holler may you hear me?
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267 S. Main St.
Heroes and Heroines residency continues! Who let this happen?! Cheap drinks, cool musics, free funs, party friends.
Did you hear me?
Party. Friends.
Never Date A Writer →
I didn’t know if any of you wanted to barf up your LOLs today.
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While having a loop of anxiety and questioning your existence, I suggest refusing to put on any clothes for the day, if possible. God forbid you ground yourself in the most basic of reality based rituals. It helps to feel unattached to the world you think may be crumbling down on top of you.
LOL, STILL IN MY UNDERWEAR AT 2:20, FUCK PANTS, COUCH PARTY
“You think you’re so cool, Carl’s Jr. Commercial Narrator. I hope you...”
“Have you ever been Incepted?”
– Jimi Hendrix
“I want to say something smarter! I don’t know…Ladies! Sleep with me!”
– Sean leaning out of the car and yelling near Akbar.
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“I’m still the boy who loves his father.”
– When I learned to read, I read my baseball cards.
Raekwon & Ghostface (Ratatat), Cutting It Up
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