September 2010
“Oh, well that’s just fucking great. She’s from Scottsdale.”
“Get a good grunt and get gone, girl.”
– Sex advice I just gave to a virgin friend. Kind of horrible but love the alliteration and balls to the wall attitude.
August 2010
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“Time to smoke the drugs and also masturbate!”
– Something I yelled as loud as possible from the top of the outside stairs. Hi neighbors!
saraliz:
NYC UFOs (demo) - NYC UFOs
some...
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The Two Best Text Messages Mike Adams Has Ever...
Bro, u should check out the olive garden for unlimited soup salad and breadsticks!!!!!1
Check this homie. I know you’ll be down. Red Robin has bottomless steak fries with any entree. It’s the shiiiiiiiiit!
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Mike
Mike, I missed your last set. I know no one in this neighborhood now. Everyone left. I know some girls, some. There was a fence on Talmadge. It was painted like a rainbow. And you left and now they painted it white and it gives me headaches and I miss the rainbow fence and we all miss you.
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I'm all alone and starving.
Where should I eat? I want something better than fast food. But not too much better. Who am I? Cool reference to a rich dude?
In other news: Sean told me to buy toilet paper. Yeah right.
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Sean has ruined everything.
Me: You want to get some food before you go to work?
Sean: Uh...uh....uh...no.
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hey! been tryin' to meet you!
mmmmmmmmmmm
My co-worker Gloria knows.
Gloria: The redhead?
Me: Yeah.
Gloria: She's beautiful.
Me: Tell me about it.
Gloria: She can drink like a fish.
Me: You're singing my tune, Gloria. Do you think she's with that guy?
Gloria: Not at all.
Me: Yes. Yes.
An Occurrence At Boner Creek
This is embarrassing. Here it goes:
Today Tony and I visited Gabe at his work. He was the only one working and had to stay in the audio studio until the painters working on the doors left. We were by ourselves nearly the whole time. After eating some burritos and watching movies on the big screen, we were all in a really punch goofy mood.
Then I got a fierce NRB. No reason boner. 100 percent...
am a legitimate fan of lady gaga
i just took the biggest shit it felt so good and...
also real real soft is AWESOME and doesnt take over keyboards.
and i
Anonymous asked: maybe
Anonymous asked: you are just the greatest. are you single? straight?over 18?
“I wanted to tell her she was self-obsessed but I was too busy thinking about...”
– Maybe he said that.
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Found an old email
that I signed as James ‘Party Hands’ Joyce. Pretty pleased with that joke.
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“Imagine all the people.
Sharing all the world.
Imagine if Chipotle delivered....”
– John Lennon
Brilliance. →
Here is a highlight that is dear 2 me:
“When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls”
LOL@ Like em all!
lazy
Me: Going somewhere, bro?
Sean: Yeah. My internship.
Me: Internship? More like your...ugh...whatever.
Sean: Yeah, agreed.
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“The last girl I broke it off with, after 2 months was like ‘Hey when you...”
– James
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Just ordered a large pizza from Garage
Party for 1.
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oh hey girl, super stoked all your profile pics...