October 2010
“OK, fuck bars. Fuck grocery stores. The Metro is the best place to meet girls.”
– Insider info from Mr. Gabe Deeazz.
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Ratatat, Lex
September 2010
No Quakes, No Quakes →
But maybe this is the time he gets it right…
Not to freak you out:
Yesterday there were 5 possible foreshocks.
QuakePrediction has upped their possible magnitude range from [6.0 to 7.0] to [6.5 to 7.0]. You can follow their updates on Twitter, if you’ve got the fever.
They have also narrowed their window to within the next 30 hours.
30 FUCKING HOURS.
(I know that this prediction could be very wrong, but don’t take it from me…)
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blueeyeddevil:
Beck, “Earthquake Weather”
For...
The bathroom at work and how it smells like death.
I walked into the bathroom and was met with a foul smell I have smelled only a handful of times but because of my first incident with said smell I associate with death.
In third grade we had a pet show and tell. For some reason I couldn’t bring my dogs in that day. I was walking around the building during recess and I turned a corner to see a small snake, poised to strike! I hate snakes....
Watchtwobirdssevendollars:
This beautiful little bastard is out of our lives now.
Every time I come home I’m 100% positive he’ll be standing at the door making no attempt to conceal his excitement at hearing the front gate open.
R.I.P little buddy*
*He’s not actually dead. Just living elsewhere.
I didn’t think I was going to miss him this much. I keep making sure doors are closed and...
Yo Derek, sweet website.
This dude, he's what, 16?
Maybe the first time you saw Taylor Swift’s video for ‘You Belong With Me’ you sided with Nerd Swift. I did. I thought, “Yeah, dude, Nerd Swift is way fucking cuter! Look at her! Dancing in the mirror! Chase that shit!” but the more I think about and the more I watch it (because for some reason I’m absolutely obsessed with this particular music video) it makes...
Human Highway, The Sound
Perfect sound forever.
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The Interwebs
Dina: The new season of Dexter starts on Sunday AND I HAVE NO WAY OF WATCHING IT. Hopefully it'll be up online by the time I get back.
Chace: [Downloadable] stuff goes up online like 30 minutes after it airs.
Alan: Tell her about Google next.
suburban absurdities.: invisible effort →
suburbanmike:
she sat down next to me but never looked at my direction as usual she was interested with the intoxicated bro with the shore-leave crew cut who wouldn’t be maybe it was my teeth, my smile that bothered her maybe, probably now her sister was interested but, good lord, i wasn’t thank…
“…I have never understood the concept of infatuation. It has always been my...”
– Chuck Klosterman
The Walkmen, Thinking Of A Dream I Had
...
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working out a west side story parody
Chelsea: Well, should the last song be a happy song?
Tony: I think it should be. Because it's a fucking kid's show.
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Was feeling pretty lonely today
until I checked my spam folder. Who needs companionship when you can have all the slutty ex-girlfriend videos, free Rolexes, and approved loans you want?! Not this guy! No way, man!
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unsubscribption
bottled freckles scraped from bare shoulders collected trinkets to call your own
bottled freckles scraped from bare shoulders born into a breathless panic
knees on mine underneath knit blankets nothing knocking around in my head
knocking nothing around.
vacancy signs lit violently bright sit surrounded by silence
the television is alone.
writing poems about your whispy bangs because i...
tesslynch:
wolf parade — i’ll believe in...
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