January 2011
Anonymous asked: http://suicideblonde.tumblr.com/post/2978697992/gillian-jacobs-photographed-by-judd-condo-for
um holy shit
um holy shit
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Getting lunch with my sister.
Hopefully this will help me stop feeling like I transformed into a huge piece of dog shit, similar to Gregor Samsa, you know, but instead of a bug it’s just a 6 foot long piece of skinny dog shit.
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A common example of a Northern Californian[6] colloquialism is hella (from...
– Wikipedia
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Hey LA buddies!
I really don’t want to move out of L.A.
Please send any and all job leads to alanhanson09 AT gmail dot com.
Party on.
Jase and I will video answer you. →
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O. [again]
She remembered your birthday. The things you did, when you wore that tie. The way you talked about everything you could do. You can’t remember anything. Even with visual aids.
Well.
Now, you say to yourself:
These are the things to remember:
The way she gets ice out of her refrigerator.
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And you think, boy do you think:
When it comes again will you swill and turn? Will you adjust...
I look at the world and I see absurdity all around me. People do strange things...
– David Lynch, perpetually the newborn grandfather in my wheelhouse.
Anonymous asked: Can I come visit you?
The Knife Game
Mike: What do you think I've been doin?
Sean: Sittin there doing nothin!
Mike: I've been scanning the area!
Park
Carl: Let me hit this bong.
Daniel: Oh yeah?
Mark: Yes. There is a bong out here.
Carl: You didn't think so?
Daniel: I didn't know.
Carl: You idiot.
myaffairwithnabokov asked: uЯ h0t
clairefoley asked: can I get some surf rock suggestions plz?
How come white people are always taking pictures of themselves on a boat...
– Tony cruisin FB
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nora was a guest room queen
lookedlikelaughing:
oh was I asking for it I tell you he had me sprawled like an arachnid limbs as disobedient as a m a o they flattened r i n the creases of the surface e and along with his potions t t my back pains a scene e’ he made me an...
It`s better not to know so much about what things mean or how they might be...
– David Lynch (via stuckinhyperspace)
I feel the same way about people who insist on assigning a concrete meaning to every aspect of a film or book.
(via blueeyeddevil)
jakec asked: That guy talking about Coachella is an idiot, for so many reasons. Seriously, who calls Kanye "'Nye"?
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: Tidbit. Coachella 2011. →
Here! Here! Now, I’m all for shitting on bands I think suck and don’t deserve their hype (SLEIGH BELLS SLEIGH BELLS SLEIGH BELLS) but it’s also a shitty place to get on a soapbox from and ‘school’ some ‘hipster pixie’ about how little they know about Coachella/music-in-general, especially when you mention that the Strokes are a foursome. Glad you put that...
girlinport:
vegas rant: shout out to the tall white guy bouncer that tried to deny me entrance to tryst on saturday. maybe he didn’t like my hair or maybe he thought it was okay to be rude to me because i just turned 21 or maybe he was mad that they got $900 bottle service and a free vip cabana but yeah i still payed $12 for a whiskey sour and $14 to get a cab back to my hotel to get extra forms...
I get to call a bunch of ex-girlfriends and say...