November 2011
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“I am Mrs. Laura Green , A 79YR OLD WIDOW. I WAS A SHREWD BUSINESS WOMAN,
BUT I...”
– Well, at least someone is emailing me.
October 2011
Alan (fast-forwarding through this stupid/sexy movie): Oh and in this part they totally make a big deal about showing this chick's buttcrack.
Sean: Well, why aren't you lettin me see the buttcrack, then?!
Alan: Dude, I'm gettin' to the vagines!
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I mean, life is short.
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found some graph paper
lookedlikelaughing:
how can i begin to stake claim over the tiny pieces of sand you let every man carry away with him, from the hourglass of yr body, when i myself am a pebble peddler worse than you with a fading body that will soon cease to exist?
i just want you (untouched).
And me? a blazing fit of love and hypocrisy.
The Looked Like Laughing Board of Türism kindly awaits your arrival.
elohbee replied to your photo
Remember one of the first times we talked and you asked me what cartoons I like and when I said I like The Venture Bros. you were like PFFFFFFT IT’S OKAY
Lindsay O’Brien: Professional Liar
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etchings asked: Most memorable Halloween?
rrainking asked: Was last night's Man Man show everything you ever wanted? What was your favorite moment? Was my bald sexual charisma too distracting?
“I heard a knock at the door at around noon, but ignored it. Shortly afterward,...”
– Some idiot who lives in Los Feliz. Who does that? Who hears someone at the door and thinks, ‘Naw, not gonna answer that today. La la la!’. I could understand if you lived in Lynwood or something but Los Feliz? Dumbass.
New TonyandGabe video for the Flytraps. This... →
This band is pretty cool but I need to be up front with you, dear male followers. That lead singer is only 16. There. Now you know before you watch it so you can’t say ‘I didn’t know!’. Unfortunately, I did not know for a long time.
tonyandgabe:
The Flytraps invited us over to their Glassell Park house, where we crowded into their backyard gazebo for a scorching Saturday...
loveislies asked: Does that mean I'm a moonshine girl then
pinkbunnu asked: I guess I missed this, but what is a sunshine girl?
Anonymous asked: Do you like Elizabeth Olsen? She seems like the "sunshine girl" you're constantly going on about. I think she's cute.
A new Islands album called A Sleep & A Forgetting... →
elohbee:
Speaking of things that are perfect and make spooky, cosmic sense.
butwhat asked: Do not tellllll me you aren't reppin' California Donuts. No, donotellllllme.
celasuffit asked: donut shop recommendations?
ssuspiciouss asked: Yo, date me. Nice halloween tits.
The Orlons, Don’t Hang Up
grim grinning ghosts
“I’m drinking a Starbucks drink I got in the checkout and grabbed a...”
– A 24 year old human being.
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My heart’s aflutter!
I am standing in the bath tub
crying. Mother, mother...”
– Mayakovsky, from Meditations in an Emergency by Frank O’Hara (via emmaiocovozzi)
Anonymous asked: Scale of 1-10 how sexy would you rate yourself?
clairefoley asked: Tell me the one thing you buy every time you go to the grocery store.
Anonymous asked: Could you draw me like A really funny strung out joint pushing a grocery cart with the world in it? Or like a funny dino, pushing a cart, with the world in it?
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This is a whispery post because yesterday I said one of the most horrible things I’ve said in a long time about someone I dislike, you see, I was standing in an alley at that BBQ yesterday when I saw what looked like my Enemy walking, sadly, in arm with a girlfriend, as if she were being consoled by said friend, down Edgecliffe with her eyes transfixed on the ground and I, staring blankly,...
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General Public, Tenderness
Yesterday I found...