Alan Hanson: Archive

Dad: Then we watched some thing about PCP.
Me: Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.
Dad: What?
Me: Training Day.
Dad: Oh, wait, which one is that?
Me: You like it. Denzel Washington plays a crooked cop-
Dad: So he plays every cop.

Apr 1st

i had to delete that post because i can’t make any sense right now

Apr 1st

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Smith Westerns, Be My Girl Nights like these,...

Apr 1st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

Mar 30th

It must be springtime on tumblr

Look out for all the Bukowski on your dash.

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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garage music

dear darling arch your feet so hard so strong to tip toe gracefully across the room please push those parking tickets aside and please don’t mind the dust piles and the leaking fault lines stop by the volume knob to adjust for the sun and open the window wide and then come back beside me tapping along to the melody, crackling and fried like summertime.

Mar 30th

King Khan & BBQ, Love You So

Mar 30th

Yuck, Shook Down you could be my destiny you...

Mar 28th

“Dj Metric sucks! Fuckin huge dik”

– the words of the prophets are written on the facebook walls

Mar 28th

BOAT, (I’m A) Donkey For Your Love

Mar 27th

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

Oh

Me: Why are people nice to me?

Tony: Because they're afraid you'll rape them if they're not. That's why I do it.

Mar 26th

tinysprout: Scott Adams (Dilbert), deleted post →

kissingunderspiderwebs: Scott Adams wrote this post today, March 7 2011, on his blog and then deleted it. The topic my readers most want me to address is something called men’s rights. (See previous post.) This is a surprisingly good topic. It’s dangerous. It’s relevant. It isn’t overdone. And apparently you care. Let’s start with the laundry list. According to my readers, examples of...

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

X.

sitlook: Are ghosts the dead? Do ghosts converse? Do ghosts make friends? Are ghosts alone? Do ghosts get lonely? Do ghosts go home? Are ghosts uneasy? Do ghosts get remember? Do ghosts miss you?

Mar 26th