April 2011
Hey idiots (just kidding, I'm the idiot!)
Last night my phone had a seizure. I had to switch back to an old flip-phone so now I’m rocking it oh so retro (yuck). If we converse telephonically ever please send me a text with your name so I don’t have to give you that awkward ‘who is this? new phone’ response when you hit me up at midnight on a Saturday two months from now.
Thanks.
monsterbeard replied to your photo: Maybe god does exist.
I don’t know who that is
Jessica Stam.
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canada/mexico
lookedlikelaughing:
( It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. -Mark Twain )
i never felt secure in american history and for years after grade school still had to count knuckles to remember which months were odd or even and perpetually confused by the rhyming of fall and winter but this is the year i thought that may came after june and april smoothed...
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Things I can not afford right now:
Haircut
Deodorant
Shaving cream
Gas
Fix my radiator
Things I have to do tomorrow:
Job interview.
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Now that Half Nelson is on NetflixInstant I bet we’ll finally see some posts about Ryan Gosling!
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heroesandheroines:
Nick and Alex attempt ballet. Alan succeeds.
Goof Troop.
elohbee asked: What is your favorite Okkervil River/Islands/Broken Social Scene/Hold Steady/Unicorns/of Montreal song?
10 grown men jumping as high as they can.
lookedlikelaughing:
I fall quickly when the weather turns my sheets into scraps tossed to the side of my bed frame covered in sweat and glaring at the hissing fan.
Romance bakes fresh in the cement heats of our neighborhood and I fumble awestruck syllables watching the elegant beasts erupt across the floorboards.
Their thunderclap splash rumbles lowly beneath a fluid grace while Gasol’s ivory...
clairefoley asked: if you could be any age at all
videodads asked: how have you been!
We never talk during the day. →
Let’s.
Hold on, lets try it once more for comedy.
– Alan, right after he lost his virginity (via wipethatfaceoffyourhead)
Sadly, A Very Typical Text
msjwilly:
Inside Look Into Boring Literary World Manages To... →
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