May 2011
The Day 'American Idol' Ceased To Exist
American Idol is one of the most viewed shows to ever be broadcast and for a very long time I had never made it past the gruesome audition rounds. I knew many people like me, who viewed it in this way, watching only at friends’ apartments to cringe at the hopeless and cracked, or tuning in only at the end of the season to stake claim over one of the few contestants left in the running.
I had been...
Johnny Polygon, That’s What Girls Do
summer...
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3 dudes listening to a Jackson 5 cassette and filling out sexuality surveys with each other.
on jennifer connelly
Tony: She's lookin' really pretty there.
Me: I like her eyebrows.
Sean: I have to take a dump.
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Me: Man. I have to buy nose hair trimmers.
Tony: That's a very adult thing.
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my neighbors
lookedlikelaughing:
the art of prancing like a ballerina to perfectly acquire the angle and lighting to see the fly buzzing and humming through the living room and striking like some mantis cutting the still air making a noise and the yellow plastic hand divides his limited soul and the birds go squawk squawk! guacamole! with that cat her feline helpless and screeching saying stop.
the cars...
hulm answered your question:Do you guys ever wonder how many inactive followers of yours are dead?
I don’t give a fuck, it’s the internet and just a blog. .
Welcome. Would anyone like to give this young lady a tour of the school?
Do you guys ever wonder how many inactive...
Some lonely person who didn’t have any friends died in their apartment and no one ever deactivated their account and so there you have some twee tumblr-on-pause contributing to your growing amount of followers, following you from the grave, lingering in your internet, and do you then weep silently because you realize you’re living a fucking lie?
Anonymous asked: http://youtu.be/--rs7Ni7nmA
emmaiocovozzi:
Pangea- Night of the Living...
brynntenenbaum asked: NO ONE CAN REPLACE STAM!! ARE YOU CHEATING ON HER? U R, AREN'T U?!?!!
Anonymous asked: yo. bro, i need some classy pick up lines i can use on my manager at work.
3 poor choices in crazy Bullit form:
No, no, I’m just gonna see if she’s up, give me my phone.
I said, “Do you want to go, dude? DO YOU WANT TO GO?!”
MORE BULLIT!!!!!1111
Recap of the last 5 days in lazy bullet form.
AV Club with Beefcakes.
My legs are sore from limbo.
Can’t believe we can still get a group of mid-twenty year olds to play Sardines.
Tony’s Sitcom Speech “and you, what you are right now is like…”
My kid sister graduated from college! Weird!
Grandpa called them ‘Chinamen’ again.
Pill sleeps.
LOST Anniversary Party
Girlpartment
3 infractions and...
realrealsoft asked: squid pro quo
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, I Am Warm...
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WatchPangea, Night of the Living Dummy
Song of the Summer. Filmed on location at Secret Headquarters by tonyandgabe.
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Will I See You In St. Louis?
lookedlikelaughing:
I, secretly, in Norco wished away your pressed dress and wanted you to work at an AMC: something stunning in concessions. and I’d, nervous, never know why. But at the end of sidewalks exist pills and sleep, with couches of clouds. Guess I really loved how you smelled. How my nose pressed to your crown was a new apartment. New carpet and fresh paint unlimited, what the heart...
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“I am trying not to die. Silent by the sunrise. I have learned to run and it is...”
– Refinance Your Mortgage
Broken Social Scene, Superconnected
Depressing Things
Cross-walk buttons
Impalas
Kleenex boxes in the back of someone’s car
Metal folding chairs
Empty hallways with an older vending machine
When they paint over the lane dividers and you can still see the old faded paint
