October 2011
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September 2011
“It’s based on a mescaline trip McG had in front of the jukebox at Akbar.”
– Aaron, on Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
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jordanleeplease:
sometimes when i watch female comics i think, maybe i can do that, i know i’m mostly girl funny but sometimes i’m real funny, and maybe if i try hard enough and write down all the real funny things i can maybe do some stand-up but i’ll never be as funny as alan or tony and so there’s really no point in trying and you can’t be funny and pretty anyway but that whitney from nbc’s...
Tony: Don't come in here acting like some things are off limits.
Sean: Yeah. No limit zone.
Jessica: Don't come at me with fuckin' Master P's record label. No limit zone....psh.
plans.
Me: Bar reviews on Yelp are the best/worst. Especially when it comes to whether or not it's a 'hipster' bar.
Tony: "A bunch of asshole hipsters who get together and drink PBR. I prefer a divey place with good lo-fi tunes and cheap beer." What the fuck are you talking about, asshole? What is even your point of view?
Me: That's a big thing. The like, "I love dives but this place is a hipster shit hole." Um?
Tony: Yelp, like any other website with a social media aspect, is a shit hole.
Me: You can't give everyone a voice. Free speech is fucking stupid. Let's move to China and play b-ball forever.
Otis Redding, These Arms Of Mine
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British Sea Power, Apologies To Insect Life
Anonymous asked: Is Leslie really one of your favorite names? That's my name and I hate it, it's a dumb name. But thanks for the ego booster I guess
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Lou Reed, Satellite Of Love
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$19 for an Oktoberfest meal at Red Lion in Silver... →
10110101:
The best (and most authentic) German beer garden/sausage house/awesome place in Los Angeles is today’s Groupon deal. Seriously, I don’t care what your opinions on Groupon are — but you would be a fool not to buy this. Red Lion is a Silver Lake gem and my favorite hangout in the entire city.
$19 gets you a commemorative beer stein with beer — um, yes! — a pretzel and a sausage meal or...
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6od replied to your photo: Went to the Chit Chat Club at The Historic Park…
I used to swing dance at the green street gore in Pasadena. I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN. also, that looks identical to my aunt sandy.
That’s great. I think you might have mentioned that before. Let’s swing together. Unfortunately Chit Chat Club is on hiatus until January now.
Anonymous asked: I think I'm about 70 % in love with you.
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Anonymous asked: did you watch cloudy with a chance of meatballs? anna faris' voice was in it.
jesuisperdu asked: i love love love the drive soundtrack and i don't care how many times that has been said in the past week. i can't get enough of it.
Up late nights in my cave, soundtracked by Desire... →
Tell me about yrself.
Emma: You guys it's Friday night! Let's get CRUNK.
Tony: The day of the week literally never matters to me. Any night and I will- oh...
(attractive girl on television)
Tony: ...
Tony: Friday night means I'm gonna eat some spaghetti!
