March 2012
elohbee replied to your photo: flush What is this significance of these photos with two lighters, gutter slut? Something about Bic colors is really attractive to me, and obviously combinations of them (usually to what I’m wearing). Also, there are tons of shades of each color. Old ones fade and change and depending on what batch there can be slight difference. I recently had FOUR blue ones...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Anonymous asked: I met a guy at a bar last Saturday, I think we were both pretty drunk. I know I was. My friend told him that I wanted his number as he was leaving and he gave it to her. We left shortly after and he was waiting for me outside. Could I ever contact him or is it way too late? Will it seem desperate?
Mar 1st
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This is a whispery post because several days ago we watched Moneyball on blu-ray on the PS3 and if you haven’t enjoyed a blu-ray on a PS3 before then you should know that the background gets wallpapered with an image from the movie you’re watching. It’s been five days and Brad Pitt still stares at me when I turn it on, just Billy Beane sitting there in the stands, thinkin’...
Mar 1st
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Closed Tabs/Accomplished Grins
February was a productive month for Looked Like Laughing. I am proud and joyful to write crumblies with these special human beings. Here is a recap of titles published this month incase you missed any, or if you like lists, or if you want to revisit them, or if and on and on and if. Presenting a technicolor: pray for the night, dream of the day of Michael Adams i didn’t see god’s...
Mar 1st
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February 2012
Anonymous asked: For the record, I'm a radical feminist, and I'd love to have political and intellectual exchanges with you (that can also be interpreted as a euphemism, you know, sometimes. When we're both in a place to consent.)
Feb 29th
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ListenDamn, haven’t listened to WALK in a long...
Feb 29th
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Anonymous asked: I read yr article on Good. yr into "riotgrrrl types?" do you even know what the fuck riot grrrl is? I highly doubt any radicalized womyn would wanna put any effort into having a political or intellectual exchange with you, and they ~certainly~ wouldn't wanna sleep with yr ugly, dirty, pretentious, misogynistic ass. suck my left one, you dyke-hating, pseudo-hipster prick.
Feb 29th
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“NOW HE’S BOBBIN’ DOWN THE STREET LIKE IT’S A FUCKING PARADE...”
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Feb 28th
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ListenRyan Adams, Starting To Hurt Been on a RA kick...
Feb 28th
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tonyandgabe: Pangea (featuring Audacity) →
You guys! I’ve been so excited to see the videos from this. It’s been killing me. Pangea! With Audacity! Guitars! Check it out. tonyandgabe: We haven’t been able to stop listening to Pangea’s Living Dummy album, and we were so thrilled when they released their new Killer Dreams EP that we just had to do another session with them in their Highland Park house. We had to top our last...
Feb 28th
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Alcohols
(three of us watching The Bachelor)
Tony: (snoring on the couch)
Me: I like her!
Tony: Yeah but it's always too crowded in here.
Tony: (more snoring)
Feb 28th
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looked like laughing →
jesuisperdu: Looked Like Laughing is a collective of writers with an eye for the astonishing. The simple beauties found in the daily grotesque. Vessels without shells, torn brown paper bags, and a secret and soft bravery. Exhausted by the usual stanzas and beaten and bruised by cold creative writing courses, Looked Like Laughing exists on the end of the ellipses, counting dimples and...
Feb 28th
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Midday Bourbon with Ralph Steadman
lookedlikelaughing: (on burnt carpet lit like butts he whispered death wishes into a fisher price telephone with a glowing nose) last night once more posted prickly and pissed in dark harbors and welfare lines disguised as drink specials cut cold cocktail orders with my eyes yellow diamond green speckled search lights cutting cold for you parting cackling and bonded groups of open-necked...
Feb 28th
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ListenThe Walkmen, On The Water
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: yr an absolute piece of shit and I hope one day yr dick falls off. same goes for yr friends. dix fallin' off everywhere.
Feb 27th
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Sean: (eyes construction cone in the yard suspiciously)
Sean: Who brought that into the yard?
Me: I did.
Sean: Haha.
Sean: (walks to cone and urinates inside of it)
Feb 27th
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The Oscars, or ‘THEY OSKARS!’, are over and it was fun for me and fun for people who like weird fun to have Caren Osten guest blog over here. It’s me, Alan, now and I thank you for sticking through it all! Good riddance to the blank motherfuckers who unfollowed me. What’d you expect? More letters to my unborn daughter? OK.
Feb 27th
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Info
Drew: So what are the main differences between Caren Osten and Alan?
Me: Alan has showered in the past week, combs his hair, and speaks English properly. Caren kind of has a trademark 'doof face'. He's a doof.
Drew: How many followers have you lost so far?
Me: I stopped checking after 20.
Feb 27th
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Anonymous asked: is there any way to turn you off during your little oscar announcements marathon
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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OKSKAR PIX
theidiotking: BEDS PIXCTUR: WAR WARS BESDS AKOR: BRA PID IN MONKEYBONE BETS AKRISS: OCTAPILS SPINCSER IN THE HELG BESZ SPORTIGG AKRER: CHRISPOR PLUMS IN BEGRS BSET SPORTS AKRSIST: CARGY MULGINS IN SHIME BEXD ORGANIC SKREETPLEA: WOODLY ALMONDS IN PARIZ BESAT DIERCTOER: MAERDY SCORES IN HUGE CAREN OSTEN OF THEY OSKARS! LIVE UPDATE COMRADES ENDORSES THESE PICTURE PICKS AND ENCOURAGES FOR...
Feb 26th
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“Bar in Newps and that butterfly come my lady song is on. So OC haha.”
– My sister still lives in Orange County and judging by this text message one can only assume that she is drunk at 10:46 AM because how else could you be in Newport on a day like this, this early, sober?
Feb 26th
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Anonymous asked: I'm not coked out and blonde enough for you to find me attractive and that makes me :(
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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ListenVan Halen, Jump come on bro just do it
Feb 25th
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WatchWatch
vklj: lexhalaby: Islands - “Hallways” My latest video, featuring a full backup band of skeleton puppets. Whoa, my friend Lex directed a video for ISLANDS.  WHOOOOOAAAAA! Great job, Lex! Islands are forever.
Feb 24th
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