SMASH DRINKING GAME, FUCK!
Are you watching SMASH? You should be watching SMASH. Correction, you should be watching SMASH if you like weird, trashy, sensationalized TV about musical theater. Or drugs. Anyway, I’ll catch you up: Katherine McSMASH is hot and trying to make it on Broadway but Ivy is hot too and experienced and totally SMASHING the director of a musical being written by Debra Messing and some other guy who has a fake gay assistant and the musical is about Marilyn Monroe and all the dudes she has SMASHED and oh wait Anjelica SMASHton looks like an ancient bird and is producing the whole shebang. You should watch these hilarious episodes and get loaded. You’ll probably only need to watch half of one. Good luck. Smash.
Drink when:
- They dissolve into a scene from the Marilyn musical (this is exciting!).
- Katherine McSMASH has a fantasy.
- Debra Messing has an epiphany.
- Debra Messing looks like she has to shit.
- Debra Messing wears a shawl.
- Debra Messing fights with Fake Gay Assistant.
- A character’s friend makes a decision for them (drink double if it takes place on the streets of NEW YORK CITY SMASH).
- A performed song references what’s happening in the story.
- Anjelica Huston throws a drink in someone’s face. KERSMASH!
- A new character is introduced and has a dramatic past with an already existing character.
- Gratuitous use of image replacement.
- Anjelica Huston eats at a low-lit restaurant and/or talks about money (drink double if both happen simultaneously).
- A character is prodded to sing.
- Ivy’s mouth looks like it can swallow a Foster’s beer can SMASH.
- Anjelica Huston watches YouTube.
- Someone is eaves dropping (double if it’s Fake Gay Assistant).
- Anytime that British guy (either of them) is like way too British for your liking (drinker’s choice).
- SMASH!
Smash ya later, dudes. Skateboard to eternity, etc.
