I just had to scold Lauren’s dog who needs an Ativan prescription while I dog-sit and then she gave me big ol’ stupid sad dog eyes and I almost caved and said sorry like some big dumb idiot who gets affected by the facial expressions of a stupid animal.
Anonymous asked:
What's the secret to not being depressed
You’re asking the wrong person. But outside of therapy and medication, these things sometimes work for me:
- Get out of bed. The mornings are the hardest. The faster you get out of bed and get occupied doing something (anything! laundry, breakfast, showering, cleaning, reading, etc) the faster your mind will stop running around in horrible circles.
- Be creative. Even if you feel like complete shit and are wholly unmotivated just create something. Draw or write and build a building out of household objects. It might be shit and it might be a grossly accurate and cringe worthy representation of your dark side but getting it out of your system is better than letting it simmer in you.
- Eat healthy. Stop stuffing your gross sad face with easy bullshit. If your body feels better then your mind will be slightly closer to feeling better.
- Smoke lobster. Temporary fix.
- Lie on the floor.
Oh and this. It’s been a great weekend.
how many burritos will you feed me when I live in LA?
As many as you want. If you pay then I’ll shove ANYTHING in your mouth.
thejoyofcapris:
Scenes from a lost Sunday.
This is our new friend Juliette and she sits on dirty toilets with you because no one likes someone who wouldn’t sit on a dirty toilet with you.
Bunch of retards burning their eyeballs.
gpoy lol wheres my bacardi breezer