My co-worker Gloria knows.

Gloria:
The redhead?
Me:
Yeah.
Gloria:
She's beautiful.
Me:
Tell me about it.
Gloria:
She can drink like a fish.
Me:
You're singing my tune, Gloria. Do you think she's with that guy?
Gloria:
Not at all.
Me:
Yes. Yes.
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