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Me:
Bar reviews on Yelp are the best/worst. Especially when it comes to whether or not it's a 'hipster' bar.
Tony:
"A bunch of asshole hipsters who get together and drink PBR. I prefer a divey place with good lo-fi tunes and cheap beer." What the fuck are you talking about, asshole? What is even your point of view?
Me:
That's a big thing. The like, "I love dives but this place is a hipster shit hole." Um?
Tony:
Yelp, like any other website with a social media aspect, is a shit hole.
Me:
You can't give everyone a voice. Free speech is fucking stupid. Let's move to China and play b-ball forever.
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