sometimes when i watch female comics i think, maybe i can do that, i know i’m mostly girl funny but sometimes i’m real funny, and maybe if i try hard enough and write down all the real funny things i can maybe do some stand-up but i’ll never be as funny as alan or tony and so there’s really no point in trying and you can’t be funny and pretty anyway but that whitney from nbc’s whitney is funny and pretty but she’s probably jewish and i don’t even have that going for me but i don’t know maybe i could start writing down some jokes sometime but what if it makes me realize i’m not even a little bit funny and everyone has been fake laughing and i can’t wait to go to squidmountain tonight and hear some yolks.
I love my sister but she should choose a different female comedian to compare her chops with. Whitney isn’t that funny, Jo! You can do it!
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juicyanna said:
whitney isn’t funny at all. not even girl funny. are you drunk already??
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lieslieslies reblogged this from jordanleeplease and added:
I love my sister...she should choose a different female comedian to compare her chops...
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