ionically: hey alan, i think i saw this guy at your party last niiiiiight. Yeah, maybe. But if you’re implying this was me, then fuck you. I DRANK A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE AND ALMOST FUCKED EIGHT MODELS, ALRIGHT? IT’S CALLED CLASS, YOU DAFT BITCH.

ionically:

hey alan, i think i saw this guy at your party last niiiiiight.

Yeah, maybe. But if you’re implying this was me, then fuck you. I DRANK A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE AND ALMOST FUCKED EIGHT MODELS, ALRIGHT? IT’S CALLED CLASS, YOU DAFT BITCH.

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  1. sonorous reblogged this from lieslieslies and added:
    fuckin hipsters overly-funded by los padres truly.
  2. lieslieslies reblogged this from megstheword and added:
    Yeah, maybe. But if you’re implying...was me, then fuck you. I DRANK A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE...
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