bonerparty: when i lived in the midwest you had this whole mass of these milk-fed meat-eating 8’s just wandering around unboyfriended because Hoosierbros are fucking retarded and only talk to Girls Who Wear Pajamas Outside Like It Ain’t No Thang. really? do you want a stuffed animal and a wubbie-blankie to go along with that? seriously. vagina down and put on some real fucking pants at least. anyway, the best thing about these milk-fed meat-eating 8’s was that they always knew where to drink for cheap and would always give you one of their Parliament Light 100’s even after you threw up all over their cat. you girls mentally got me through 4 years of liberal-arts college. thank you. This is great. I remember a girl saying to me once, ‘Or we could just drink High Life on the patio, that cool?’. Yes. It was very cool. I love.

bonerparty:

when i lived in the midwest you had this whole mass of these milk-fed meat-eating 8’s just wandering around unboyfriended because Hoosierbros are fucking retarded and only talk to Girls Who Wear Pajamas Outside Like It Ain’t No Thang. really? do you want a stuffed animal and a wubbie-blankie to go along with that? seriously. vagina down and put on some real fucking pants at least.

anyway, the best thing about these milk-fed meat-eating 8’s was that they always knew where to drink for cheap and would always give you one of their Parliament Light 100’s even after you threw up all over their cat.

you girls mentally got me through 4 years of liberal-arts college. thank you.

This is great. I remember a girl saying to me once, ‘Or we could just drink High Life on the patio, that cool?’.

Yes. It was very cool. I love.

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