I Had A Thought, But Then I Lost It

tesslynch:

A few nights ago I thought I was a genius because I came up with an idea for a buddy film in which two roommates both refuse to buy toilet paper, and this starts a war between them.

So when people tell you smoking pot is without negative side effects, you can tell them this, and they will understand that they were wrong.

I love you, TL. Do you mind if I call you TL? Good.

So many scraps of paper I read in the morning and crack myself up. Hands down best one ever:

A sitcom that is filmed by David Lynch, but it’s a comedy, but seems really serious. A yuppy couple can’t have children as hard as they try and everything else is going wrong in their life but one day: she’s pregnant! FINALLY! And 9 months later, what pops out?

FUCKING E.T.!

I even wrote a theme song. E.T. rules.

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  1. sexwithsocks reblogged this from tesslynch and added:
    hope it stars Anne Hathaway
  2. lieslieslies reblogged this from tesslynch and added:
    love you, TL. Do you mind if...call you TL? Good. So many scraps of paper
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