This dude, he’s what, 16?

Maybe the first time you saw Taylor Swift’s video for ‘You Belong With Me’ you sided with Nerd Swift. I did. I thought, “Yeah, dude, Nerd Swift is way fucking cuter! Look at her! Dancing in the mirror! Chase that shit!” but the more I think about and the more I watch it (because for some reason I’m absolutely obsessed with this particular music video) it makes more sense the way it is in the beginning. Because we must assume that Evil Swift is a slut. Or, at the very least, sexually liberated. Maybe she doesn’t fuck everyone but you can tell that she puts out. And this dude, he’s what, 16? Nerd Swift is great to have as a friend/neighbor but when it comes down to it this kid is listening to Adam Sandler records and thinking about pussy 100 percent of the time. Evil Swift is tossing hers around like a hot potato. Like a hot, teenage, moist potato. (Sorry). And even though Nerd Swift is in high school band, I doubt she is like a real girl in high school band (i.e. a skank)*. This is so pointless! Why did I write this? I don’t know. I’m going to watch the video for the 4th time today. 

*based solely from my HS experience

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