The thing about Poison Ivy is that she is completely* unattainable. You just can’t have her. No matter who you are. And obviously that makes her one trillion times more attractive (I did the math). The fact that she has a rockin’ green bod and a forest of crimson hair doesn’t hurt at all. So fuck Harley Quinn. It’s all about Pamela Isley. Did you know she was originally modeled after Bettie Page? Number one comic crush. *Not completely. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, let’s go to Pound Town.

The thing about Poison Ivy is that she is completely* unattainable. You just can’t have her. No matter who you are. And obviously that makes her one trillion times more attractive (I did the math). The fact that she has a rockin’ green bod and a forest of crimson hair doesn’t hurt at all. So fuck Harley Quinn. It’s all about Pamela Isley. Did you know she was originally modeled after Bettie Page? Number one comic crush.

*Not completely. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, let’s go to Pound Town.

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