Anonymous asked:

man you seem pretty fucked up/ funny, can you tell me a story to cheer me up please?

Thanks, dude. I’m pretty FUCKED UP, man. I’m pretty CRAAAAAAZZZYYYY TAXI (copyright Sega) and WILD N WEIRD. Here’s a TOTALLY GNARBALLS story to cheer you up:

We’re all going to die and the universe is expanding. Seriously. Everyone will one day be dead. On to the next one, on on to the next one. Which is cool. Because you are tiny and basically microscopic existing on a big hunk of minerals that is just chillin on a space-wave through time. So when you don’t get that job or that girl breaks up with you or when Steve Carrell doesn’t get an Emmy, well, at the end of the day, no big deal, right? You’re still breathing and eating space and stars.

You know what else would cheer you up? Crazy Taxi (original) on Dreamcast.

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