Pretentious Things

auberginejean:

2009 Edition

Philosophy majors, clove cigarette smokers, vegans, armchair anarchists, Proust scholars, Chomksy groupies, graduate students, people with NPR tote bags, record store employees, prog rock fans, people who only write on Moleskine notebooks, tweed wearers, anyone who owns Klimt art, people who constantly talk about moving to Barcelona, tea drinkers, anyone who claims to like Schoenberg, Tom Waits fans, bowties, white guys who only date Asian women, white guys who play jazz, white guys who ‘find’ buddhism in college, people who claim not to own a TV, wine enthusiasts, those assholes who bring their MacBooks to Starbucks and anybody who has actually committed the unspeakable crime of employing the words gestalt, amuse-bouche or Foucauldian in everyday conversation.

My friend Molle is the most pretentious person I know. She’s a pretentious slut. Which is odd. But intriguing. Go fuck yourself, Molle. ILU

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  1. raehimura reblogged this from lieslieslies and added:
    PC counts as much as a Macbook).
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  3. desmondaldridge reblogged this from radiotijuana and added:
    avoid perpetuating haterade-fueled prose, but some...the list made me chuckle :D
  4. lieslieslies reblogged this from radiotijuana and added:
    My friend Molle is...most pretentious person I know. She’s a pretentious slut. Which is...
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