The internet is a cold, dark place: A fact sheet.

• Jeff G. = not dead.
• Prince = probably soon. Needs a double hip replacement and is a Jehova’s Witness (so he can’t properly accept the medical help he needs. Prepare tribute posts now).
• Barbara Walters = contrary to popular belief, is a robot.
• Tupac = is a belief system, not a question of ‘alive or dead’.
• Bon Jovi = Wanted: Dead or Alive (this is relevant)
• My dick = immaculate
• Anna Friel = was once a puppet on Fraggle Rock

Cleared everything up for you.