Play by play

Her:

Do you want to do a trade?

T:

No I need the cash, sorry.

H:

So theres nothing you want to trade from me?

Me:

She wants your body!

Me:

She's crazy!

T:

Is this really happening?

Me:

This can't be happening.

Me:

This is not your life.

Me:

And the days go by.

T:

Do I say?

Me:

Just quote Talking Heads.

T:

Should I just say:

Me:

PSYCHO KILLER!

T:

Are you offering me sexual favors?

Me:

Say it.

Me:

Oh please say that.

T:

OK, I did.

T:

That may have blown the sale.

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