John F. Kennedy

Me:

Look at this text I received this morning.

Text:

"....something about back when things were normal"

Tony:

Yikes.

Me:

Things weren't ever normal, you dumb bitch.

Tony:

Did you respond 'I miss getting the dome salad sent to me via Fed Ex'?

Me:

(uncontrollable laughter) I love you.

Tony:

Me2.

Me:

I never need a woman.

Tony:

Your character wanted a woman but needed a Tony. Thx writing school.