Our future wives work in our offices

Me:

Magoose.

Tony:

Go talk to her. It's so easy.

Me:

No.

Tony:

Why?

Me:

Because I'm a pussy.

Tony:

If you don't do it, I will.

Me:

Damn it.

Tony:

You have to the count of three. One, two, three.

Me:

...

Tony:

...

Tony:

I'm also a pussy.