Bio farts.

Jamie Leffleur is a writer in New York City and she wonders if she lives in a pizza bubble but wonders more often if she could eat said bubble.

Cal Titus is a writer who prefers Maxim to GQ but his parrot prefers the Penny Saver to most major print publications. His shoes need resoling.

Maxwell Maxington studied Artistic Representations of Bill Cosby at Evergreen University and still calls his ex-girlfriend late nights out of habit. She has stopped minding.

Michalea Fist is an ex-Sandwich Artist and seamstress who befriends clear liquors nightly. She has stopped mending.

Kara Q. Walcott designs eco-friendly ascots with her boyfriend Zeal when she’s not hammering away at her Paralang Typer 110-ASL her grandfather left her. He wore a mustache. Zeal does not.

Megazord P. Berkeley, Esq. has a quick hand. He’ll look around the room. He won’t tell you his plan. He’s got a rolled cigarette hanging out his mouth. He’s a cowboy kid.

Qorin Qu is the editor of See-Saw Revolution, a weekly playground voyeur column. Qorin never mastered the monkey bars.

Sethula Presley once found twenty dollars and a gram of cocaine in his grandmother’s shoe.

Mark Carrer Hilton doesn’t remember where he put his keys but can recite every lyric to Wham!’s ‘Make It Big’. He likes cats.

Farthing Woooster comma franklin parlor mince meat umbrella dog.

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  2. barelysarcasm said: Jim Martin is a qualm-based anachronism with little to no bearing on his creative output nor its quality. He assures us, however, that there will be a lot of it.
  3. synecdoche said: I can’t get past the idea of a pizza bubble.
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