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Is That A Meteor? If An Unexpected Meteor Crashed Into Earth What Would It Sound Like?! We Don’t Know! That Noise Could Be A Meteor! Put Your Shoes On! Don’t Die In A Bright Eyes T-Shirt! Holy Fuck We’re All Going To Die That’s Definitely A Meteor! Here It Comes! I Love You All! Well, Most Of You! Oh…Shit. It Was Just A Large Truck Driving Up The Hill At 3 AM. I Should Make Nachos: A Love Story.
