My Oscar picks, 1/24/2012

Longest Morning Pee-Pee

  • Alan Hanson

Best At Putting On Pants

  • Alan Hanson

Best Gallon Milk Drinker

  • Alan Hanson

Best Stoned Non-Sensical Tweeting

  • Alan Hanson

Best Daydreaming

  • Alan Hanson

Best Sexy Daydreaming

  • Alan Hanson

Best Super Sexy Daydreaming

  • Alan Hanson

    Best Masturbator

    • Alan Hanson

    Best Substitute For Lunch

    • Whiskey

    Best Fake Girlfriend

    • Peppy Miller
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