You guys! Your least favorite blog, Fantasy Television League, is back! Refresh yourself with my favorite posts of old! Here, on your tongue, place them!: JODEGA KAREN’S KIDS THE PYRAMID fantasytelevisionleague: OF MICE AND BRYN, NBC, SMARCH 31ST Bryn Brynnberg (Aubrey “Would you fuck a mouse?” Plaza) just can’t catch a break. Or a man, for that matter! Bryn owns a coffee shop in Silverlake, drives a different colored Vespa for each day of the week, and can kick your tushy at Bananagrams! So why is she still single, for cripes sake?!?! Well, Bryn is a bit too quirky for most guys! Duh! Did we mention she owns a mouse? She owns like, thirty fucking mice! How weird and quirkly! QUIRKLY IS A NEW WORD FOR QUIRKY. BRYN INVENTED IT. ANYWAY: what happens when her favorite mouse, Raul Pinkberry Crunchenstein, accidentally eats a whole mess of magic gluten-free muffin tops? He turns into a wise-cracking love guru, obvi! Raul (played by drunk Mickey Mouse) is gonna help her find a man or it’s a cheese dinner for 1 at the rat trap.  Will she find love? Will Raul ever stop pooping everywhere? Tune in to puke! Starring: Aubrey Plaza, Mickey Mouse, Tilda Swinton as a couch, a Turkish rug as a Turkish rug, theme song by Modest Mouse. Key pilot moments: Raul sleeps with a skeezy blonde girl and when he blasts his money shot he yells ‘you just got moused!’ (that’s a good catchphrase, write that down for later, maybe we can work it in to every scene. or every line. yeah, every line sounds good. you just got moused! hahahahah, oh man, hahaha, hehehhahahahhohohohohahahahahahahh fuck!).

You guys! Your least favorite blog, Fantasy Television League, is back! Refresh yourself with my favorite posts of old! Here, on your tongue, place them!:

JODEGA

KAREN’S KIDS

THE PYRAMID

fantasytelevisionleague:

OF MICE AND BRYN, NBC, SMARCH 31ST

Bryn Brynnberg (Aubrey “Would you fuck a mouse?” Plaza) just can’t catch a break. Or a man, for that matter! Bryn owns a coffee shop in Silverlake, drives a different colored Vespa for each day of the week, and can kick your tushy at Bananagrams! So why is she still single, for cripes sake?!?! Well, Bryn is a bit too quirky for most guys! Duh! Did we mention she owns a mouse? She owns like, thirty fucking mice! How weird and quirkly! QUIRKLY IS A NEW WORD FOR QUIRKY. BRYN INVENTED IT. ANYWAY: what happens when her favorite mouse, Raul Pinkberry Crunchenstein, accidentally eats a whole mess of magic gluten-free muffin tops? He turns into a wise-cracking love guru, obvi! Raul (played by drunk Mickey Mouse) is gonna help her find a man or it’s a cheese dinner for 1 at the rat trap. 

Will she find love? Will Raul ever stop pooping everywhere? Tune in to puke!

Starring: Aubrey Plaza, Mickey Mouse, Tilda Swinton as a couch, a Turkish rug as a Turkish rug, theme song by Modest Mouse.

Key pilot moments: Raul sleeps with a skeezy blonde girl and when he blasts his money shot he yells ‘you just got moused!’ (that’s a good catchphrase, write that down for later, maybe we can work it in to every scene. or every line. yeah, every line sounds good. you just got moused! hahahahah, oh man, hahaha, hehehhahahahhohohohohahahahahahahh fuck!).

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