The OLDE MONEY BOYZ live show is exactly as fun and erotic as the picture you see above. What is not pictured above: A whole bunch of other fun and erotic and cool and nice people who will be at said show tonight, also, all the FREE BEER you can shove down your gullet. If you’re not doing anything you should come out to watch tonight and say hi. Everyone will be really nice to you regardless of whatever fashion faux-pas you’re bound to make. Just kidding, Lisa! You look stunning tonight! Stunning, I say! Here are some infos: How much does it cost? NOTHING, YOU DOINK! IT’S FREE! REAL FREE! NOT ‘AMERICAN FREEDOM’ FREE! When is it? TONIGHT AT 9 PM. Wait, the beer is actually free? SCHWING. How in the doink do I get there? PUT THIS ADDRESS IN YOUR PIPE (GOOGLEMAPS) AND SMOKE IT (PRESS ENTER): 1822 HYPERION AVE, SILVERLAKE (MOVING ARTS THEATER). Um, well, what are you doing after the show? Like, if you’re not doing anything- DRINKING 3$ BEERS AND 4$ MARGARITAS AT EL CHAVITO AND COMPLIMENTING YOU ON THAT IMPECCABLE OUTFIT. YOUVE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF, LISA. O! LISA, HOW I YEARN FOR YOU. I really want to see you tonight, OK?

The OLDE MONEY BOYZ live show is exactly as fun and erotic as the picture you see above. What is not pictured above: A whole bunch of other fun and erotic and cool and nice people who will be at said show tonight, also, all the FREE BEER you can shove down your gullet.

If you’re not doing anything you should come out to watch tonight and say hi. Everyone will be really nice to you regardless of whatever fashion faux-pas you’re bound to make. Just kidding, Lisa! You look stunning tonight! Stunning, I say!

Here are some infos:

How much does it cost? NOTHING, YOU DOINK! IT’S FREE! REAL FREE! NOT ‘AMERICAN FREEDOM’ FREE!

When is it? TONIGHT AT 9 PM.

Wait, the beer is actually free? SCHWING.

How in the doink do I get there? PUT THIS ADDRESS IN YOUR PIPE (GOOGLEMAPS) AND SMOKE IT (PRESS ENTER): 1822 HYPERION AVE, SILVERLAKE (MOVING ARTS THEATER).

Um, well, what are you doing after the show? Like, if you’re not doing anything- DRINKING 3$ BEERS AND 4$ MARGARITAS AT EL CHAVITO AND COMPLIMENTING YOU ON THAT IMPECCABLE OUTFIT. YOUVE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF, LISA. O! LISA, HOW I YEARN FOR YOU.

I really want to see you tonight, OK?

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  1. metanoiamuseum said: You should make me and you and the world a list of reasons to go to the West Coast and include this picture and event in separate bullets.
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