Alan Hanson

vklj: lexhalaby: Islands - “Hallways” My latest video,...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 21:53:12 -0800

lexhalaby:

Islands - “Hallways”

My latest video, featuring a full backup band of skeleton puppets.

Whoa, my friend Lex directed a video for ISLANDS. WHOOOOOAAAAA!

Great job, Lex!

Islands are forever.

Come on down! heroesandheroines: Angelinos! We just got on this...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:42:12 -0800

Come on down!

heroesandheroines:

Angelinos! We just got on this super last minute show tomorrow night at Los Globos (you’ve seen the sign for it on Sunset blvd probably) in Silver Lake! It’s an early-ish show because the place turns into a full throttle club at like 11 or something. Three bands and we play second at 9. It’s going to a fun fundraiser show for a buddy who recently got in a car accident (he’s fine! And will be performing with Champagne Leader).

More info on the Facebook event:
http://www.facebook.com/events/175832672531160/

We love you.

msjwilly: Sorry for swearing, Mom. MY FRIEND IS A GIF FACE. MY...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:34:13 -0800

msjwilly:

Sorry for swearing, Mom.

MY FRIEND IS A GIF FACE. MY FRIEND IS A GIF FACE.

Ryan Adams, To Be Young (Is To Be Sad, Is To Be High)

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:44:48 -0800

Ryan Adams, To Be Young (Is To Be Sad, Is To Be High)

Favorite Whiskey?

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:56:38 -0800

Free.

you make me wanna have my period all over yr floor.

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:39:42 -0800

Johnny Foreigner, Feels Like Summer

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:15:46 -0800

Johnny Foreigner, Feels Like Summer

This is all I took from last night’s episode of The...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:12:43 -0800

This is all I took from last night’s episode of The Bachelor.

do you have a knife? 'cause I wanna cut yr dick off.

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:19:05 -0800

heroesandheroines: This is so much beer! Come see us play at...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:12:14 -0800

heroesandheroines:

This is so much beer! Come see us play at Silverlake lounge then help us finish this! 10:30!

SMASH DRINKING GAME, FUCK!

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 15:11:25 -0800

Are you watching SMASH? You should be watching SMASH. Correction, you should be watching SMASH if you like weird, trashy, sensationalized TV about musical theater. Or drugs. Anyway, I’ll catch you up: Katherine McSMASH is hot and trying to make it on Broadway but Ivy is hot too and experienced and totally SMASHING the director of a musical being written by Debra Messing and some other guy who has a fake gay assistant and the musical is about Marilyn Monroe and all the dudes she has SMASHED and oh wait Anjelica SMASHton looks like an ancient bird and is producing the whole shebang. You should watch these hilarious episodes and get loaded. You’ll probably only need to watch half of one. Good luck. Smash.

Drink when:

They dissolve into a scene from the Marilyn musical (this is exciting!).
Katherine McSMASH has a fantasy.
Debra Messing has an epiphany.
Debra Messing looks like she has to shit.
Debra Messing wears a shawl.
Debra Messing fights with Fake Gay Assistant.
A character’s friend makes a decision for them (drink double if it takes place on the streets of NEW YORK CITY SMASH).
A performed song references what’s happening in the story.
Anjelica Huston throws a drink in someone’s face. KERSMASH!
A new character is introduced and has a dramatic past with an already existing character.
Gratuitous use of image replacement.
Anjelica Huston eats at a low-lit restaurant and/or talks about money (drink double if both happen simultaneously).
A character is prodded to sing.
Ivy’s mouth looks like it can swallow a Foster’s beer can SMASH.
Anjelica Huston watches YouTube.
Someone is eaves dropping (double if it’s Fake Gay Assistant).
Anytime that British guy (either of them) is like way too British for your liking (drinker’s choice).
SMASH!

Smash ya later, dudes. Skateboard to eternity, etc.

GPOY/ST

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:43:11 -0800

GPOY/ST

SAVE TUESDAY. Some idiots left me alone with all of this.

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:15:35 -0800

SAVE TUESDAY.

Some idiots left me alone with all of this.

SAVE TUESDAY. I know 8 dollars is a bit spicy but this show is...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:21:03 -0800

SAVE TUESDAY. I know 8 dollars is a bit spicy but this show is going to be a good one. If you can’t make the show but want to chill late night let one of us know and we’ll hook you up with the details and maybe an STD.

heroesandheroines:

We’re playing Silverlake Lounge tonight at 10:30.

After we’ll go back to Squidmountain and drink a bunch of free beer that Alex’s uncle gave him. Fuck weekdays.

Pangea, River Lookin’ at the river ‘cause the river...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:21:11 -0800

Pangea, River

Lookin’ at the river ‘cause the river can run.

CANT. STOP. WONT. STOP.

Chip Tha Ripper Tell Ya Friends Mixtape free download from...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:58:18 -0800

Chip Tha Ripper Tell Ya Friends Mixtape free download from chiptharipper.com.

Hey you guys. Hey, how’s it going? Hey, hiya, hello....

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:41:00 -0800

Hey you guys. Hey, how’s it going? Hey, hiya, hello. Tonight is the first Hanks’ Franks taking place in a real public venue that serves alcohol and doesn’t have a weird guy living below you telling you to fucking turn that Hanks down! So why don’t you come on out and enjoy Tom and the gang with some free hot dogs and some tasty beverages. We can all be friends and make up some cool hand shakes or sign each others tearbooks (the book we all log our crying in).

7 PM, Mandrake Bar, Culver City.

Photo

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 00:58:02 -0800

emmaiocovozzi: At Alan’s grandmothers house in Corona today...

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 20:45:03 -0800

emmaiocovozzi:

At Alan’s grandmothers house in Corona today (Taken with instagram)

Had to test the lemon levels.

molls: We’re all adults. I spent my 20s w/ my Internet...

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 02:05:11 -0800

molls:

We’re all adults. I spent my 20s w/ my Internet friends.

Let’s all die together.